Identity

Identity jokes

Swing

Sally fell off the swing.

Sally has no arms.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Not Sally.

Memes

Orphan

They say people are 75% water.

But I’m 75% an orphan and 25% useless.

Gender

Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*

Me: Uh, male?..

Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*

Me: You silly goose.

*Silence for like three seconds*

Me: Still male though-

Ancestry.com

I asked my new girlfriend how many men she’d had before me.

She said not to worry, she could count them all on one hand.

Unfortunately, this was when I noticed she’s holding her cell phone with a calculator app open. I took note of her wallet inside a picture of what appeared to be 10 guys. I asked and she said that’s my fam as well. I noticed an Alabama driver's license. I asked which one was her dad. She said that she doesn’t talk to him anymore because he had sex with the boss’s daughter. I casually asked what he did for work. Self-employed? She said that’s the last time I use ancestry.com!

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  • Lover

    Roses are red, Violets are blue, Two gay lovers find out they are brothers.

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  • Homo

    Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.

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  • Dad

    "Knock, knock."

    "Who's there?"

    "Not."

    "Not who?"

    "Not your dad."

    Dick

    Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.

    Gender

    Me on my way to the principal's office after the trans kid told me to act my age, so I told him to act his gender.

    Dick pic

    When you send a dick pic and she sends one back,

    I'm glad mine is the biggest, so I get to fuck my dad again.

    Name

    The previous joke was by Sebastian Wittrock, but he put Miguel Roberts as the name.