i hate it when people think im a boy because i have short hair i mean im gay what do you expect
Like if you are straight comment if you are LGTBQ+ dislike if you are a Nazi.
He said he didn't want to be my brother anymore.
He's now my sister.
Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.
Orphan: I don’t have parents.
How do gay guys finish prayer?
“GAYMEN!”
Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!
Non-binary is a joke.
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
I'm so emo, my blood is black.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
What do people use more than you that is yours?
Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong-king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said, "I am Chong-king." I said I know your name is Chong-king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.
Anyone know what happened?
It's really funny, read through everything slowly.
Say "I'm a man" after everything I say.
I went to the bar. "I'm a man." You saw this woman. "I'm a man." You guys married. "I'm a man." You guys bought a house. "I'm a man." You guys went to bed. "I'm a man," you said. "I'm a man," she said. "I'm a man."
I knew a girl called Melissa, but she was a tranny, and he could suck his own dick.
What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?
Answer: YOUR DAD
A girl said, "Suck my dick," and the man went, "I have boobs."
What do u call a gay person who is gay but just can't admit it a Filipino.
