Identity jokes
When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.
FUCKING MENT
Hey, dude man. I'm a dude man.
This is fucked up, my name is Shaylie.
Guys, if you saw a post from someone pretending to be me, don't listen to them.
I'm just going to be out for 3 days, or maybe for a month break. There are a lot of fakers.
How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.
What is the difference between climate change and the greenhouse effect, once a philosopher, twice a sodomite?
How do non-binary people kill people?
They slash them.
What do you call a gay kid that killed himself?
A byebyesexual.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I forgot you are homo.
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.
First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"
Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"
And throws the White man off of the building.
I am really gay. I just needed to confess this.
Why do I support slavery?
Because I’m white.
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
Say "I'm a man" after every sentence.
You walk into a bar. (I'm a man.) You find a girl. (I'm a man.) You take her home. (I'm a man.) She whispers in your ear. (I'm a man.)
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.
Jack got a big shock with a mouth full of huge cock, because Jill's real name is Randy, and she had no candy, just he gave Jack a handy.
I just went to a Halloween party for rappers and rap DJs from the Czech Republic, and everyone was dressed in the same costume! I couldn't tell which witch was Wich!
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are cheesier than me!
Are you bisexual...
Or are you hellosexual?
I'm gay.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have nobody to call daddy.