Identity jokes
None of these jokes are close to funny! Btw, who the hell is Gwen?
Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)
Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?
Because they were triplets!
What's a lesbian's favorite candy?
Licorice.
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
You're gay.
If you read this.
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not Susie.
Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.
All the lines on the LGBT flag are straight.
Once a cheetah, always a cheetah.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your brother is gay, and so are you.
Sally fell off the swing.
Sally has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
My name is what orphans can never have.
What is the difference between a cow and me?
Nothing.
The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing.
Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*
Me: Uh, male?..
Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*
Me: You silly goose.
*Silence for like three seconds*
Me: Still male though-
How are genders different than the Twin Towers?
There are two genders.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They don't know who daddy is.
They say people are 75% water.
But I’m 75% an orphan and 25% useless.
I asked my new girlfriend how many men she’d had before me.
She said not to worry, she could count them all on one hand.
Unfortunately, this was when I noticed she’s holding her cell phone with a calculator app open. I took note of her wallet inside a picture of what appeared to be 10 guys. I asked and she said that’s my fam as well. I noticed an Alabama driver's license. I asked which one was her dad. She said that she doesn’t talk to him anymore because he had sex with the boss’s daughter. I casually asked what he did for work. Self-employed? She said that’s the last time I use ancestry.com!