Identity jokes
What's better, a woman or a man?
Neither, for I am WHITE.
Yeah, I’m LGBTQ.
LETS GO BULLY THE QUEERS!
Why is Transgender Day of Visibility on April Fool's Day?
Because all trannies are clowns and no one takes them seriously.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
My name is Jeff.
Who jumps the highest?
The emos; some of them are still in the air.
How do you know it’s a gay guy’s birthday?
Depends how hard they blow out the candles.
"Who am I? Why am I typing?"
What do you get when you cross a Jewish person?
Christianity.
If gay means happy, then I'm extremely homophobic.
A man gets on a bus and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun.
"Well," says the bus driver, "every night at 8 o'clock, she goes to the cemetery to pray. If you dress up as God, I'm sure you could convince her to have sex with you."
The man decides to try it, and dresses up in his best God costume. At eight, he sees the nun and appears before her.
"Oh, God!" she exclaims. "Take me with you!" The man tells the nun that she must first have sex with him to prove her loyalty. The nun says yes, but tells him she prefers anal sex. Before you know it, they're getting down to it, having nasty, grunty, loud sex. After it's over, the man pulls off his God disguise.
"Ha, ha! I'm the man from the bus!"
"Ha, ha!" says the nun, removing her costume. "I'm the bus driver!"
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
Did you know a full moon is perfect for a werewolf to come out?
I’m gay.
I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.
Until someone told me I put the sexy in dyslexia.
Your nan is gay.
Who's Joe?
I love my name.
The previous joke was by Sebastian Wittrock, but he put Miguel Roberts as the name.