Identity jokes
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.
Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo so it would cut itself.
I broke up with my RBLX gf, and I heard my uncle crying in the other room.
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?
So no one would know what side he was on.
Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
What is another word for a bagel? 🥯
Jewish doughnut ✡️ 🍩👏 👏 👍 👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 😋 🏆 🎖
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.
Why are most vacuums gay?
They’re always coming out of the closet.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.