Identity jokes
I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.
Why are most vacuums gay?
They’re always coming out of the closet.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...
My first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat
I went to self-checkout at a store and I scanned my products, but the scanner wouldn't scan the barcode on my arm.
I wish my nails were emo so that they would cut themselves.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.
Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?
A dick.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo so it would cut itself.