Identity jokes
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
I was on the train today and saw a cow on it.
It was quite strange until I realized it was Alfie's mum.
I went to self-checkout at a store and I scanned my products, but the scanner wouldn't scan the barcode on my arm.
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?
A dick.
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo so it would cut itself.
I wish my nails were emo so that they would cut themselves.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.
Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...
My first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat