Identity jokes
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound. Daddy has that game, too!”
Your hairline is more bent than your gender.
What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?
Pokemon!
Ayo fake guy.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."
Friend 1: *turns off lights*
Friend 2: *is there with us*
Me: Woah! Where did friend 2 go?!
Not a joke but I hope the ones who are making jokes about Mexicans are Mexican themselves, lmao, cuz if you're not, uh... I think we both know what you are. 😟
What's the difference between me and a registered sex offender?
I am not registered.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
Sometimes I have this incredible urge to grab a child from school and yell, "I'm you from the future!"
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.
Saint Nicholas is the patron saint of working girls. Call girls. Hookers. Prostitutes. And the association is a long one, going back to the very earliest legends which place St. Nick as a Greek bishop in Myra, Lycia in what is now the Turkish Mediterranean - three centuries after Christ.
Saint Nicholas is notable primarily for giving secretly to the poor, and supposedly the first to benefit were three young ladies whose poor father couldn't afford wedding or dowry to marry them off - destining them instead to a life of prostitution. St. Nick supposedly threw a bag of gold through the window to pay for the wedding but, by the third attempt, the poor father was watching to determine the identity of the anonymous benefactor. Santa outsmarted him by dropping the last bag of coins down the chimney.
So, whenever you see Santa, he always travels with his three favourite sex workers - who seemingly never grow old. On a quiet, still Christmas night you can even hear him call them.
Ho! Ho! Ho! And to all a good night.
I am a joke.
When you look at the sun, it's like looking at me.
Why did the transgender girl want to be a boy?
Because momma never raised no pussy.
So, you're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties.
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
Kade