Identity jokes

There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.

First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"

Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"

And throws the White man off of the building.

You know I'm gay! I'm gay! I'm really, really gay!

My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.

Hi, my name is Bob.

What do you call a homosexual in a coma?

A fruit and a vegetable!

How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider-Man?

Well, he weaved a really tangled web, and Aunt May saw it.

What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?

A dick.

Why can't an orphan be gay?

Because they have no one to call "daddy."

The previous joke was by Sebastian Wittrock, but he put Miguel Roberts as the name.

What do you call an ex-lesbian?

A clitter quitter.

What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah

You are the joke.

Haha, you're gay!

My friend Enyaw is gay, she is a cunt.

Roses are red, colors are blue, if I was you, I'd look like you.

What do you call a man without a body and a nose?

So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"

One time a crow saw a peacock and then wanted to be like a peacock, so he picked up peacock feathers and then wore them.

Then he starts walking and everybody thinks he's strange, and then his friends are not his friends anymore, and then after that he says, "Friends, please be my friends again. I'm sorry, I will be the way I am."

So, you're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties.

Why can’t orphans be gay? Because they have no closet to come out of.