Identity jokes

Hi, I am Emma. I'm going to Stan.

There are 3 Genders.

1: Man

2: Woman

3: Mentally ill.

The name is Ash, Johnathan Ash. My friends call me Jack.

I have a lot of respect for trans women.

That surgery takes balls!

What's the difference between an ugly monster and you?

Nothing.

I hate life, and I'm gay.

You so gay you have a fat sis and?

Me on my way to the principal's office after the trans kid told me to act my age, so I told him to act his gender.

A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.

The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.

What do you call a group of gay gamers?

Rainbow Six.

I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...

How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.

Hey guys, it's Hailey here.

I'ma start off with henlo ;-;

I know you guys aren't going to believe me because of the assholes who were faking to be me, but if you can try to believe me, I'll explain.

So, Jake, we can't really be together anymore, since we no longer can chat. I'm so sorry.

Basically, my parents caught us on here as you realized. Yayyyy.

I don't have time to say anything else. So I've gotta go, but thankyou guys for everything you did for me.

Also, you won't get any response from me so yea. So sorry guys ;-;

Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?

So no one would know what side he was on.

One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.

"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"

Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!

If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?

European.

Borthwick's hairline.

What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.

What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.

What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.

Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.