Identity jokes
How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.
The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
Don't tell me to accept trannies for who they are when they can't even accept themselves for who they are.
Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!
Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
John
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
My friend Enyaw is gay, she is a cunt.
Sometimes I have this incredible urge to grab a child from school and yell, "I'm you from the future!"
Two cows are grazing in a field.
One cow says to the other, "You ever worry about that mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why would I care? I'm a helicopter!"
I make gay jokes because I am a gay joke.
I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
Why are transgender people like confused kids?
Because they both don't know what they want to be in life.
I'm Batman.
Why did the roster cross the road twice?
To prove it was not a chicken.
Gay air.