Identity jokes
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...
I went to self-checkout at a store and I scanned my products, but the scanner wouldn't scan the barcode on my arm.
My first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat
What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?
A dick.
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo so it would cut itself.
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
I wish my nails were emo so that they would cut themselves.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.