Identity jokes

I'm straighter than a rainbow.

A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.

I thought of telling my teachers that I am transgender so I get to wear my AirPods in class.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Queen.

Queen who?

You don't know the queen? You're crazy!

Why were people not happy before they were part of the LGBTQ+? Because they weren’t gay.

Why did the orphan turn gay?

A: Because he wanted someone to call him "daddy."

Twin Towers are like genders, there used to be 2.

What do you call an Asian? A-chan.

There are more genders than there are cars in a Walmart parking lot.

Beau Ruse is Gay.

I go to get my mail.

Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"

Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"

Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.

It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.

Hi, my name is Bob.

What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?

Fruit cake.

I am gay, is that ok?

I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day.

What do you call a selfie that is taken by an orphan?

Answer: A family photo.

I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I am gay, so are you.

What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?

Non-buy dairy.

I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.

I guess you can say she had me in a trans.