Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
Identity Jokes
What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Your hairline is more bent than your gender.
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have nobody to call "daddy."
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's technically a family photo. :)
Orange you glad to see me?
Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!
Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
What’s another term for a lesbian?
A vagetarian.
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
The lines on the pride flag are straighter than me.
Person 1: Hi, I am Tom, and you?
Person 2: Andrew?
Hi, I am Bill.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
How do you make a lesbian upset?
Give her a multiplication test.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.
A dad told his son never to hit girls, so the son replied, "I promise."
When the son got older, he was doing the dirty with "a girl," and the girl says, "Spank me, daddy..." and the son responds, "My dad said never to hit a girl."
Then the "girl" takes off the wig, and it's his dad, and the dad said, "Good job, son!"
Son:...... um
Knock, knock. Who's there? You're adopted.
