Identity jokes
I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotofpuss.
How do gay guys finish prayer?
“GAYMEN!”
Normal person: "I'm perfect!"
Goth person: "Nobody is."
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
What do orphans call a family pic?
A selfie.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
What did Grant say? "I'm gay."
What do you call a group of transgender women? Ex-Men.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
I'm not a failure. Suuuurrrre.
Why is Transgender Day of Visibility on April Fool's Day?
Because all trannies are clowns and no one takes them seriously.
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Knock, knock. Who's there? You're adopted.
"How would you describe yourself in three words?"
"Lazy!"
You're gay.
what happens when you accidentally taught your child to call every man daddy?
you find the real one.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."