Identity jokes
All of us.
I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents at first."
Hi, I am Bill.
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
What is a nut that does magic?
A human that can turn into a nut!
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
Who am I?
Why you gay, bruh? I know why I'm gay. I got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me, YA BOIIIII!
What is the difference between emo grass and normal grass?
Emo grass cuts itself.
I am Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are HeHee.
What do you call me?
Chinese?
what happens when you accidentally taught your child to call every man daddy?
you find the real one.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
I went to self-checkout at a store and I scanned my products, but the scanner wouldn't scan the barcode on my arm.
Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them?
A: Look in a mirror.
Lol, mum's gay.
Do you wanna hear a Gay Joke...
Butt fuck it.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.