Orange you glad to see me?
Hi, I am Bill.
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
What’s another term for a lesbian?
A vagetarian.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
Your hairline is more bent than your gender.
The lines on the pride flag are straighter than me.
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's technically a family photo. :)
What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Person 1: Hi, I am Tom, and you?
Person 2: Andrew?
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have nobody to call "daddy."
A dad told his son never to hit girls, so the son replied, "I promise."
When the son got older, he was doing the dirty with "a girl," and the girl says, "Spank me, daddy..." and the son responds, "My dad said never to hit a girl."
Then the "girl" takes off the wig, and it's his dad, and the dad said, "Good job, son!"
Son:...... um
Knock, knock. Who's there? You're adopted.
Girls Are Yummy Stupid
Are Really Erectable
Tasty Honey Ejaculable
Booty Everything Sucking Titties
Gays don't be mad, read the first letter of every word :D
Three nuns died in a car crash. They went up to heaven at the pearly gates. The gatekeeper said, "This really should not have happened, so I am going to send you back to earth as different people. Tell me who you want to be or look like." The first nun said, "I want to look like Madonna." Puff, you look like her now, but you can’t use her name. And sent her down to earth. The second one said, "I want to look like Marilyn Monroe." He then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun said, "I want to look like Sarah Pipalini." The gatekeeper says to her, "Sarah Pipalini, who is that?" She gives the gatekeeper a newspaper article. He reads it, shakes his head no, and says, "It’s not Sarah Pipalini, it's Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men."
