Identity jokes
If I had a dollar for every gender, I would have 2 dollars and a bunch of counterfeits.
What does LGBTQ+ mean? Is it the premium version of GAY?
What did the skeleton say to the genderless child? "You're fucking dead, mate."
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.
Jack got a big shock with a mouth full of huge cock, because Jill's real name is Randy, and she had no candy, just he gave Jack a handy.
MOM: Honey, I'm pregnant.
DAD: Hi, Pregnant, I'm Dad.
MOM: No, you're not.
Memes
I think the military shouldn’t allow trans people, because all they'd do is switch sides.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
The lines on the pride flag are straighter than me.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
How do you make a lesbian upset?
Give her a multiplication test.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have nobody to call "daddy."
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's technically a family photo. :)
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
Your hairline is more bent than your gender.
What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!
Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.
Orange you glad to see me?