Identity jokes
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
MOM: Honey, I'm pregnant.
DAD: Hi, Pregnant, I'm Dad.
MOM: No, you're not.
I think the military shouldn’t allow trans people, because all they'd do is switch sides.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Your hairline is more bent than your gender.
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have nobody to call "daddy."
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's technically a family photo. :)
Orange you glad to see me?
Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!
Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
What’s another term for a lesbian?
A vagetarian.
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
The lines on the pride flag are straighter than me.
Person 1: Hi, I am Tom, and you?
Person 2: Andrew?
Hi, I am Bill.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.