Identity jokes
What is white, black, and blue all at the same time?
Barack Obama.
Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.
What did the skeleton say to the genderless child? "You're fucking dead, mate."
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.
Jack got a big shock with a mouth full of huge cock, because Jill's real name is Randy, and she had no candy, just he gave Jack a handy.
MOM: Honey, I'm pregnant.
DAD: Hi, Pregnant, I'm Dad.
MOM: No, you're not.
Memes
What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-A-Likes.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
I think the military shouldn’t allow trans people, because all they'd do is switch sides.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's technically a family photo. :)
Why can't orphans be gay? They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Your hairline is more bent than your gender.
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!
Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.
Orange you glad to see me?
Hi, I am Bill.
Person 1: Hi, I am Tom, and you?
Person 2: Andrew?
My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one.
She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"