Identity jokes
Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."
When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
I am Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are HeHee.
What’s an emo's favorite game?
The emo within.
Girls with the name Beoni are white.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Wife: Honey, I’m pregnant. Husband: Hi Pregnant, I’m dad. Wife: No, you’re not.
All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.
What do you call a gay kid on fire?
What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
When your mom comes in at night then sees your... sleeping, but sees something moving, so she gets a chair and whacks it, then she says, "I thought it was a mouse."
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.
I am a motherfucker.