Identity jokes

If I had a dollar for every gender, I would have 2 dollars and a bunch of counterfeits.

This bunny named Mason came up to a bar and ordered a beer and a burger. He sits at a table and the waiter brought a huge burger.

Mason: "Heh. Good thing I eat like a horse." He looks up at the waiter.

Waiter: "You are a nasty little bunny, aren't you?"

Mason screamed and ran away as the waiter chased him... she was a HORSE.

I was walking down the street when I saw my ex-girlfriend, so I fucked her. Turns out it was her identical twins that she never told me about.

And I decided to confront her. So I did the next time I saw her, but this time it was her identical triplet. There are 3 of them...

AND SHE NEVER BROUGHT THAT UP IN THE 7 YEARS I WAS DATING HER!

What is white, black, and blue all at the same time?

Barack Obama.

Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.

What did the skeleton say to the genderless child? "You're fucking dead, mate."

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.

Jack got a big shock with a mouth full of huge cock, because Jill's real name is Randy, and she had no candy, just he gave Jack a handy.

What do you call lesbian twins?

Lick-A-Likes.

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.

I think the military shouldn’t allow trans people, because all they'd do is switch sides.

MOM: Honey, I'm pregnant.

DAD: Hi, Pregnant, I'm Dad.

MOM: No, you're not.

How do you make a lesbian upset?

Give her a multiplication test.

What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?

There's no way home.

The lines on the pride flag are straighter than me.

If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?

Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?

Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.

Hi, I am Bill.

Person 1: Hi, I am Tom, and you?

Person 2: Andrew?

My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one.

She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"

When an orphan takes a selfie, it's technically a family photo. :)