Identity

Identity jokes

Dad

MOM: Honey, I'm pregnant.

DAD: Hi, Pregnant, I'm Dad.

MOM: No, you're not.

Military

I think the military shouldn’t allow trans people, because all they'd do is switch sides.

Emo

Q: What happens when emos make out?

A: They don't; they just hang out.

Woman

Why do trans women go by she/her?

Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.

Boyfriend

Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!

Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?

There's no way home.

Boy

Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?

Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.