Identity jokes

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.

Jack got a big shock with a mouth full of huge cock, because Jill's real name is Randy, and she had no candy, just he gave Jack a handy.

What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.

MOM: Honey, I'm pregnant.

DAD: Hi, Pregnant, I'm Dad.

MOM: No, you're not.

I think the military shouldn’t allow trans people, because all they'd do is switch sides.

Why can't orphans be gay?

They don't have a closet to come out of.

Q: What happens when emos make out?

A: They don't; they just hang out.

What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?

A family photo.

Your hairline is more bent than your gender.

Why do trans women go by she/her?

Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.

Why can't orphans be gay? They have nobody to call "daddy."

When an orphan takes a selfie, it's technically a family photo. :)

Orange you glad to see me?

Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!

Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.

What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?

There's no way home.

If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?

The lines on the pride flag are straighter than me.

Person 1: Hi, I am Tom, and you?

Person 2: Andrew?

Hi, I am Bill.

Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?

Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.

How do you make a lesbian upset?

Give her a multiplication test.