What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic brownie
I would like to die like my islamic father, in his sleep. But not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.
Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.
Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
I go to get my mail.
Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"
Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"
Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.
Guys, comment below if I should do a name reveal!
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
You call it turds.
I call it the forbidden chocolate.
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
