Identity jokes
I am Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are HeHee.
What do you call it when orphans take a family photo? A selfie!
What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
Two mates walk into a bar.
Mate 1: "Shit! Look at that spider over there!"
Mate 2: "Whateverrrrrrr."
Mate 1: "No, seriously, it's bloody massive!"
Mate 2: "(Turns around) Shit, that's huge, I thought you were joking."
Mate 1: "No, I'm Fred King, Jo King's brother ;-)"
I'm Batman.
Knock, knock. Who's there? You're adopted.
Why are blind people gay?
Cause.
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't know who to call daddy.
My first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
Why are transgender people like confused kids?
Because they both don't know what they want to be in life.
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
... family photo.
One time a crow saw a peacock and then wanted to be like a peacock, so he picked up peacock feathers and then wore them.
Then he starts walking and everybody thinks he's strange, and then his friends are not his friends anymore, and then after that he says, "Friends, please be my friends again. I'm sorry, I will be the way I am."
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*
Me: Uh, male?..
Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*
Me: You silly goose.
*Silence for like three seconds*
Me: Still male though-