Identity jokes
Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?
So no one would know what side he was on.
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
Memes
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
Why are most vacuums gay?
They’re always coming out of the closet.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
I was on the train today and saw a cow on it.
It was quite strange until I realized it was Alfie's mum.
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
What is another word for a bagel? 🥯
Jewish doughnut ✡️ 🍩👏 👏 👍 👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 😋 🏆 🎖
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
I broke up with my RBLX gf, and I heard my uncle crying in the other room.