Identity jokes
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
I think them homosexuals are rather gay.
I'm not transphobic. I just want transparency...
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up like an altar boy.
The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.
I have a lot of respect for trans women.
That surgery takes balls!
What's the difference between an ugly monster and you?
Nothing.
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
Remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!
What do you call a family picture for an orphan?
A selfie.
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!
Don't tell me to accept trannies for who they are when they can't even accept themselves for who they are.