Identity jokes
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
What do you call a gay kid that is on fire?
LGBBQ
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
Memes
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo so it would cut itself.
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
I went to self-checkout at a store and I scanned my products, but the scanner wouldn't scan the barcode on my arm.
I broke up with my RBLX gf, and I heard my uncle crying in the other room.
My first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...
I wish my nails were emo so that they would cut themselves.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.
Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!