I went to self-checkout at a store and I scanned my products, but the scanner wouldn't scan the barcode on my arm.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
How did the lesbian die? Homicide.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...
What do you call a gay kid that is on fire?
LGBBQ
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
I was on the train today and saw a cow on it.
It was quite strange until I realized it was Alfie's mum.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo so it would cut itself.
