Identity jokes

I think the military shouldn’t allow trans people, because all they'd do is switch sides.

Why can’t orphans be gay?

They have nobody to call "daddy" 😔

I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.

I see some objects over there... oh, never mind, that's a woman.

When you look at the sun, it's like looking at me.

What does LGBTQ+ mean? Is it the premium version of GAY?

Well, being an American is just a joke itself.

Things we all do:

Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣

I do this too often!

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.

Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

What do you call a homosexual wrestler?

Gay Mysterio.

If you are what you eat,

why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?

Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?

They’re never straight with you.

What is another word for a bagel? 🥯

Jewish doughnut ✡️ 🍩👏 👏 👍 👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 😋 🏆 🎖

Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?

So no one would know what side he was on.

I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."

What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?

Fruity Pebbles.

Why are most vacuums gay?

They’re always coming out of the closet.

What do you call five Black people having sex?

Threesome.

One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.

"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"

I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.