Identity jokes
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
I was on the train today and saw a cow on it.
It was quite strange until I realized it was Alfie's mum.
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
Memes
I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
What is another word for a bagel? 🥯
Jewish doughnut ✡️ 🍩👏 👏 👍 👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 😋 🏆 🎖
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
I broke up with my RBLX gf, and I heard my uncle crying in the other room.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
What do you call a gay kid that is on fire?
LGBBQ
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?
A dick.
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
My first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat