Identity jokes

I see some objects over there... oh, never mind, that's a woman.

What does LGBTQ+ mean? Is it the premium version of GAY?

When you look at the sun, it's like looking at me.

Well, being an American is just a joke itself.

Things we all do:

Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣

I do this too often!

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.

Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?

So no one would know what side he was on.

What do you call a homosexual wrestler?

Gay Mysterio.

I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

If you are what you eat,

why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?

Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?

They’re never straight with you.

What is another word for a bagel? 🥯

Jewish doughnut ✡️ 🍩👏 👏 👍 👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 😋 🏆 🎖

One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.

"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"

How are you and an orphan similar?

Both of your fathers are invisible.

I was on the train today and saw a cow on it.

It was quite strange until I realized it was Alfie's mum.

Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.

They have to come out of the closet sometime.

What do you call five Black people having sex?

Threesome.

What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?

Helen Killer.

A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.

And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"