Identity jokes
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣
I do this too often!
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo so it would cut itself.
Memes
What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?
A dick.
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
What do you call a gay kid that is on fire?
LGBBQ
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
I went to self-checkout at a store and I scanned my products, but the scanner wouldn't scan the barcode on my arm.
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
My first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat
I wish my nails were emo so that they would cut themselves.
I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.
Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
I broke up with my RBLX gf, and I heard my uncle crying in the other room.