Identity jokes

Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!

What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.

"Ur mum gay..."

Sorry wrong person.

I'm as straight as a rainbow.

An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.

Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.

Like the faker Gwen?

There is a man in the hospital. The power went out, and the man was stabbed to death. There are three witnesses: the nurse who was with another patient, the doctor who was reading some paperwork, and The Who who was at the vending machine. Who killed the man?

The mom did, because you can’t use a vending machine when the power's out!

What did Grant say? "I'm gay."

Normal person: "I'm perfect!"

Goth person: "Nobody is."

What do call six gay men going in a war?

Rainbow Six Siege.

How do you make a lesbian upset?

Give her a multiplication test.

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.

What do you get when you cross a Jewish person?

Christianity.

Hi, my name is Moo, what is your name? Moo.

If you read this, you qualify as gay.

What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.

What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.

What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.

I just went to a Halloween party for rappers and rap DJs from the Czech Republic, and everyone was dressed in the same costume! I couldn't tell which witch was Wich!

Roses are red, violets are blue, at the end of the day, you're gay.

Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!

I'm horny and gay.