What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
Identity Jokes
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
What do you call a gay kid that is on fire?
LGBBQ
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo so it would cut itself.
I broke up with my RBLX gf, and I heard my uncle crying in the other room.
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
Why are most vacuums gay?
They’re always coming out of the closet.
What is another word for a bagel? 🥯
Jewish doughnut ✡️ 🍩👏 👏 👍 👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 😋 🏆 🎖
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
