Identity jokes

I see some objects over there... oh, never mind, that's a woman.

Well, being an American is just a joke itself.

Things we all do:

Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣

I do this too often!

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.

Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?

Helen Killer.

What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?

Fruity Pebbles.

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

What do you call a homosexual wrestler?

Gay Mysterio.

Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?

So no one would know what side he was on.

A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.

And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"

What's a benefit of being an orphan?

No one makes yo mama jokes to you.

I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."

What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?

An emo.

If you are what you eat,

why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?

What is another word for a bagel? 🥯

Jewish doughnut ✡️ 🍩👏 👏 👍 👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 😋 🏆 🎖

How are you and an orphan similar?

Both of your fathers are invisible.

Me: Hey, are you an orphan?

Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?

Me: Your parents.

I was on the train today and saw a cow on it.

It was quite strange until I realized it was Alfie's mum.

I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.

Why are most vacuums gay?

They’re always coming out of the closet.