Identity jokes

I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.

I think the military shouldn’t allow trans people, because all they'd do is switch sides.

I see some objects over there... oh, never mind, that's a woman.

What does LGBTQ+ mean? Is it the premium version of GAY?

When you look at the sun, it's like looking at me.

Well, being an American is just a joke itself.

Things we all do:

Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣

I do this too often!

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.

Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?

A dick.

Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?

A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

I went to self-checkout at a store and I scanned my products, but the scanner wouldn't scan the barcode on my arm.

How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.

If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?

European.

You could think that some orphans are gay.

But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)

What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?

An emo.

My first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat

Mommy, when will daddy come back?

I'm not your mom...

What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?

Fruit cake.

I wish my nails were emo so that they would cut themselves.