Identity jokes
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?
So no one would know what side he was on.
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
Memes
I was on the train today and saw a cow on it.
It was quite strange until I realized it was Alfie's mum.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
What is another word for a bagel? 🥯
Jewish doughnut ✡️ 🍩👏 👏 👍 👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 😋 🏆 🎖
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
Why are most vacuums gay?
They’re always coming out of the closet.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
What do you call a gay kid that is on fire?
LGBBQ
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️