Identity jokes
Hi guys, I am Logan Taub the toad. I just want to say that my cock is so, so, so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also, I am trans👍
Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definitely not an accident.
What do you call a gay kid that is on fire?
LGBBQ
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarrassed biracial guy.
What's the difference between me and a registered sex offender?
I am not registered.
You know I'm gay! I'm gay! I'm really, really gay!
I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.
During this COVID shit, if a guy starts following you with the masks on, should you be scared, or is that dumb bastard just your boyfriend?
Once a blonde, always a blonde. 😂
How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?
They slash them.
Why can't an orphan be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
You are emo.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not."
"Not who?"
"Not your dad."
My teacher says no phones allowed. I say my phone is allowed because I’m nobody, Dania.
"I'm gay."
"No, u."
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not Susie.