Identity jokes
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound. Daddy has that game, too!”
What do you call a group of transgender women? Ex-Men.
Why's it so hard to come out of the closet? Just open the door!
Robin's gay.
Memes
What does a transgender call his/her parent?
Transparent.
John
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.
What do you call a short black person?
By their name, you racist!
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Queen.
Queen who?
You don't know the queen? You're crazy!
What do orphans call a family pic?
A selfie.
Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?
There is a man in the hospital. The power went out, and the man was stabbed to death. There are three witnesses: the nurse who was with another patient, the doctor who was reading some paperwork, and The Who who was at the vending machine. Who killed the man?
The mom did, because you can’t use a vending machine when the power's out!
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
What do you call an obese man with bipolar? Twins.
Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them?
A: Look in a mirror.
I wish I could kill my family, but you realize you're an orphan.
What do you call a Native American with a boner?
A redwood.