Identity jokes
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
John
What does a transgender call his/her parent?
Transparent.
Hi, I am just wondering who went into my account, 'cause I've changed my password, by the way.
Why's it so hard to come out of the closet? Just open the door!
What do you call a group of transgender women? Ex-Men.
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound. Daddy has that game, too!”
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.
Robin's gay.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
What do you call a short black person?
By their name, you racist!
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Queen.
Queen who?
You don't know the queen? You're crazy!
Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?
What do orphans call a family pic?
A selfie.
There is a man in the hospital. The power went out, and the man was stabbed to death. There are three witnesses: the nurse who was with another patient, the doctor who was reading some paperwork, and The Who who was at the vending machine. Who killed the man?
The mom did, because you can’t use a vending machine when the power's out!
What do you call an obese man with bipolar? Twins.
I asked what LGBTQ stands for, and I couldn’t get a straight answer.