Identity jokes
To all my bullies: don’t call me gay because I’m not happy.
Prince, please talk to me for real...
Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I went to self-checkout at a store and I scanned my products, but the scanner wouldn't scan the barcode on my arm.
What’s another term for a lesbian?
A vagetarian.
I have a trans friend.
He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.
Wife: I’m pregnant.
Husband: Hi pregnant, I’m dad.
Wife: No, you’re not.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
Ever heard of account stealing?
Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
You're gay.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.
Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.
Hi, my name is Bob.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."