Identity jokes
I am a fruitcake. Why? Because I’m fruity and nutty. That’s the joke. Tada!
This bunny named Mason came up to a bar and ordered a beer and a burger. He sits at a table and the waiter brought a huge burger.
Mason: "Heh. Good thing I eat like a horse." He looks up at the waiter.
Waiter: "You are a nasty little bunny, aren't you?"
Mason screamed and ran away as the waiter chased him... she was a HORSE.
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.
You're gay.
Dario is gay.
How do non-binary people kill people?
They slash them.
I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
There are more than two genders.
A son asked his mom: "Why are the lines in the LGBTQ community flag straight?"
I'm a gay.
"We are trans. We are Gay. We are lesbian. We are Bi."
We Do Not Care.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's technically a family photo. :)
What’s the difference from me and a gay person? You.
What do you call a man who can fly? A flying man.
Hi, I'm a name.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
What do you say to someone's mom?
"You mom gay."
Why are blind people gay?
Cause.
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l