Identity jokes
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
There are only 2 genders: if you have a dick, or a pussy.
Why do witches wear name tags?
So they know which witch is which!
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
Spider-Man: No Way Home
I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"
What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?
Black ops.
What's the difference between me and a registered sex offender?
I am not registered.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
One time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent.
I am no longer anonymous.
What do you get when you cross a Jewish person?
Christianity.
How do you know it’s a gay guy’s birthday?
Depends how hard they blow out the candles.
"Explain bear is a homosexual, confirmed."
What do you call a group of transgender women? Ex-Men.
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound. Daddy has that game, too!”