Identity jokes
I went to the tattoo shop and asked for a skull.
A Jewish guy behind me said, "A skull? Back in my day, we could only get numbers!"
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
Spider-Man: No Way Home
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
Two cows are grazing in a field.
One cow says to the other, "You ever worry about that mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why would I care? I'm a helicopter!"
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
Memes
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"
What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.
I am the grand wizard, mak.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
Hi, I am just wondering who went into my account, 'cause I've changed my password, by the way.
What does a transgender call his/her parent?
Transparent.
What do you call a group of transgender women? Ex-Men.
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound. Daddy has that game, too!”
Robin's gay.
Why's it so hard to come out of the closet? Just open the door!