Identity jokes

What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.

What do you call a flat emo?

A chopping block🖤

Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.

What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?

Carlos.

This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.

Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?

when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"

What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.

Two cows are grazing in a field.

One cow says to the other, "You ever worry about that mad cow disease?"

The other cow says, "Why would I care? I'm a helicopter!"

Knock, knock.

"Who's there?"

Not your dad.

I am the grand wizard, mak.

The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"

He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"

I said, "Your parents, buddy."

Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.

What do you call an autistic person? Names.

I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.

Hi, I am just wondering who went into my account, 'cause I've changed my password, by the way.

What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?

And microtransaction.

John

What do you call a group of transgender women? Ex-Men.

Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound. Daddy has that game, too!”

Robin's gay.