What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?
Black ops.
Identity Jokes
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping blockđź–¤
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
"How would you describe yourself in three words?"
"Lazy!"
There are only 2 genders: if you have a dick, or a pussy.
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound. Daddy has that game, too!”
What do you call a group of transgender women? Ex-Men.
Robin's gay.
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!
Why's it so hard to come out of the closet? Just open the door!
I think the military shouldn’t allow trans people, because all they'd do is switch sides.
Hi, I am just wondering who went into my account, 'cause I've changed my password, by the way.
What does a transgender call his/her parent?
Transparent.
John
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
What do you call an African American pilot?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
A policeman found a dead body of a man on the street. He thought he recognized the body and the 2 friends he usually hung out with, so he called in one of the friends.
The friend looked into the dead body's face and said, "Yep, that's definitely Joe," but then, to be absolutely sure, he turned the body over, pulled down the back of his pants, and said, "Oh no, wait, that's not Joe." The policeman called in the 2nd friend. The 2nd friend looked into the dead body's face and said, "Yep, that's definitely Joe," but then, to be absolutely sure, he turned the body over, pulled down the back of his pants, and said, "Oh no, wait, that's not Joe." Confused, the policeman asked, "How is it that when you look into his face you're sure he is your friend, but when you look at his ass you're sure he is not?"
The 1st friend said, "Well, you see, Joe has 2 assholes." "Are you serious?" the policeman asked. "Oh yes," he replied, "we've never actually seen them, but when the 3 of us hang out together people point and say, 'Hey, there's Joe with those 2 assholes.'"
China has a population of a billion people. One billion.
That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
What is the hardest part of twerking?
Being black.
