Identity jokes
Two cows are grazing in a field.
One cow says to the other, "You ever worry about that mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why would I care? I'm a helicopter!"
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.
when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"
Memes
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
Spider-Man: No Way Home
"How would you describe yourself in three words?"
"Lazy!"
"Explain bear is a homosexual, confirmed."
What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?
“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”
One time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent.
How do you know it’s a gay guy’s birthday?
Depends how hard they blow out the candles.
Hi, I am just wondering who went into my account, 'cause I've changed my password, by the way.
Why's it so hard to come out of the closet? Just open the door!
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!
Robin's gay.
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound. Daddy has that game, too!”
What do you call a group of transgender women? Ex-Men.