Identity jokes
Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.
A dad told his son never to hit girls, so the son replied, "I promise."
When the son got older, he was doing the dirty with "a girl," and the girl says, "Spank me, daddy..." and the son responds, "My dad said never to hit a girl."
Then the "girl" takes off the wig, and it's his dad, and the dad said, "Good job, son!"
Son:...... um
How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider-Man?
Well, he weaved a really tangled web, and Aunt May saw it.
Kasper is gay.
If you have a twin sister, do you have the same name? Only if your mom and dad give you the same name.
this is me
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not Susie.
One time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent.
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: Good! *Walks away*
Hi, I'm Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are hee/hee.
Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.
The previous joke was by Sebastian Wittrock, but he put Miguel Roberts as the name.
I am no longer anonymous.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
Spider-Man: No Way Home
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.
The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.
I always say I'm single, which annoys my wife.
Why do leftists call their child Ariel?
So they can decide whether it wants to be a man, woman, mermaid, or washing powder.
Mathew is gay. Clap.