Identity jokes
Why do witches wear name tags?
So they know which witch is which!
I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"
What's the difference between me and a registered sex offender?
I am not registered.
I am no longer anonymous.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
One time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent.
How do you know it’s a gay guy’s birthday?
Depends how hard they blow out the candles.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
Two cows are grazing in a field.
One cow says to the other, "You ever worry about that mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why would I care? I'm a helicopter!"
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
What do you call a gay kid that is on fire?
LGBBQ
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.
I am the grand wizard, mak.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.