Identity jokes
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "I gagged."
Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.
I'm Michael Sam. I'm gay.
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."
I am gay, is that ok?
I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They don't know who daddy is.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
What do you call a flat emo girl?
A cutting board.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
Dad: Son, you're adopted.
Son: Oh wow, I wonder who my real parents are.
Dad: We are your real parents. Your adopted parents are coming to pick you up.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
I knew a girl called Melissa, but she was a tranny, and he could suck his own dick.
It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I am the danger.