Identity jokes
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
I am no longer anonymous.
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
One time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent.
How do you know it’s a gay guy’s birthday?
Depends how hard they blow out the candles.
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.
when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
Two cows are grazing in a field.
One cow says to the other, "You ever worry about that mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why would I care? I'm a helicopter!"
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
I am the grand wizard, mak.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
What do you call a gay kid that is on fire?
LGBBQ
Hi, I am just wondering who went into my account, 'cause I've changed my password, by the way.