Identity jokes

What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.

What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.

What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.

What do you call a flat emo?

A chopping block🖤

I am no longer anonymous.

Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.

What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.

One time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent.

How do you know it’s a gay guy’s birthday?

Depends how hard they blow out the candles.

Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.

Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?

What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.

when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"

This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.

Two cows are grazing in a field.

One cow says to the other, "You ever worry about that mad cow disease?"

The other cow says, "Why would I care? I'm a helicopter!"

Knock, knock.

"Who's there?"

Not your dad.

The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"

He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"

I said, "Your parents, buddy."

I am the grand wizard, mak.

What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?

Carlos.

What's a benefit of being an orphan?

No one makes yo mama jokes to you.

Hi, I am just wondering who went into my account, 'cause I've changed my password, by the way.

What do you call an autistic person? Names.

I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.