Identity jokes
What's the difference between me and a registered sex offender?
I am not registered.
I am no longer anonymous.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
One time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent.
How do you know it’s a gay guy’s birthday?
Depends how hard they blow out the candles.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
Two cows are grazing in a field.
One cow says to the other, "You ever worry about that mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why would I care? I'm a helicopter!"
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.
I am the grand wizard, mak.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
There are only 2 genders: if you have a dick, or a pussy.
Hi, I am just wondering who went into my account, 'cause I've changed my password, by the way.
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.