Identity jokes
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping blockđź–¤
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"
Memes
I am no longer anonymous.
What's the difference between me and a registered sex offender?
I am not registered.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
"Explain bear is a homosexual, confirmed."
Why do witches wear name tags?
So they know which witch is which!
What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?
“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”
One time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent.
What do you get when you cross a Jewish person?
Christianity.
How do you know it’s a gay guy’s birthday?
Depends how hard they blow out the candles.
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
Hi, I am just wondering who went into my account, 'cause I've changed my password, by the way.
What do you call a group of transgender women? Ex-Men.
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound. Daddy has that game, too!”
Robin's gay.