Identity jokes
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
I'm a human.
Why did the orphan turn gay?
A: Because he wanted someone to call him "daddy."
Y'all gay asf yaya.
What do we call a Canadian gay, disciplined cunt?
Friend 1: *turns off lights*
Friend 2: *is there with us*
Me: Woah! Where did friend 2 go?!
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows. No body, nose.
Why are you gay? Because I said so!
What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?
Black ops.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
How can you tell if a white homophobic heterosexual man with bisexual tendencies is a Christian nationalist?
He gives anonymous blowjobs to men regardless of their sexual orientation.
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not Susie.
What do you call a man who can fly? A flying man.
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
I am a joke.