Identity jokes
There are only 2 genders: if you have a dick, or a pussy.
I am no longer anonymous.
I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"
What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?
Black ops.
What's the difference between me and a registered sex offender?
I am not registered.
What do you call a gay kid that is on fire?
LGBBQ
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
Two cows are grazing in a field.
One cow says to the other, "You ever worry about that mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why would I care? I'm a helicopter!"
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"
What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
I am the grand wizard, mak.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
Spider-Man: No Way Home
"Explain bear is a homosexual, confirmed."
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.