Identity jokes
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
... family photo.
I'm a gay depressed person. Would that make me a happy unhappy person?
Me: You stupid. Guy: You straight. Me: Sorry, I'm not a mirror.
Memes
Dad: Ok son, if you fail this test, you're no longer my child, ok?
Son: Ok dad.
AFTER TEST
Dad: Hey son, how'd the test go?
Son: Son?
Looking in the mirror, I don’t need a therapist, god damn, I wanna be a terrorist.
What’s another term for a lesbian?
A vagetarian.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
Why can't an orphan be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy" 😔
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
When you look at the sun, it's like looking at me.
I see some objects over there... oh, never mind, that's a woman.
Well, being an American is just a joke itself.
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣
I do this too often!
I asked what LGBTQ stands for, and I couldn’t get a straight answer.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."