Dad: Ok son, if you fail this test, you're no longer my child, ok?
Son: Ok dad.
AFTER TEST
Dad: Hey son, how'd the test go?
Son: Son?
Identity Jokes
What do you call a Native American with a boner?
A redwood.
Why can't an orphan be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy" 😔
When you look at the sun, it's like looking at me.
I see some objects over there... oh, never mind, that's a woman.
Well, being an American is just a joke itself.
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣
I do this too often!
I asked what LGBTQ stands for, and I couldn’t get a straight answer.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?
A dick.
I went to self-checkout at a store and I scanned my products, but the scanner wouldn't scan the barcode on my arm.
My first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...
I wish my nails were emo so that they would cut themselves.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.
Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.
