Identity jokes

Dad: Ok son, if you fail this test, you're no longer my child, ok?

Son: Ok dad.

AFTER TEST

Dad: Hey son, how'd the test go?

Son: Son?

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.

What do you call a Native American with a boner?

A redwood.

Why can't an orphan be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."

Why can’t orphans be gay?

They have nobody to call "daddy" 😔

When you look at the sun, it's like looking at me.

I see some objects over there... oh, never mind, that's a woman.

Well, being an American is just a joke itself.

Things we all do:

Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣

I do this too often!

I asked what LGBTQ stands for, and I couldn’t get a straight answer.

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.

Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

Me: Hey, are you an orphan?

Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?

Me: Your parents.

I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)

What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?

A dick.

I went to self-checkout at a store and I scanned my products, but the scanner wouldn't scan the barcode on my arm.

My first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat

Mommy, when will daddy come back?

I'm not your mom...

I wish my nails were emo so that they would cut themselves.

What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.

I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.

Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.