Looking in the mirror, I don’t need a therapist, god damn, I wanna be a terrorist.
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
What do you call a Native American with a boner?
A redwood.
Why can't an orphan be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy" 😔
When you look at the sun, it's like looking at me.
I see some objects over there... oh, never mind, that's a woman.
Well, being an American is just a joke itself.
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣
I do this too often!
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
What is another word for a bagel? 🥯
Jewish doughnut ✡️ 🍩👏 👏 👍 👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 😋 🏆 🎖
Why are most vacuums gay?
They’re always coming out of the closet.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
My first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat
What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?
A dick.
I broke up with my RBLX gf, and I heard my uncle crying in the other room.
