Identity jokes
Me: You stupid. Guy: You straight. Me: Sorry, I'm not a mirror.
I'm a gay depressed person. Would that make me a happy unhappy person?
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
... family photo.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.
Memes
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.
Looking in the mirror, I don’t need a therapist, god damn, I wanna be a terrorist.
What’s another term for a lesbian?
A vagetarian.
What do you call a Native American with a boner?
A redwood.
Why can't an orphan be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy" 😔
When you look at the sun, it's like looking at me.
I see some objects over there... oh, never mind, that's a woman.
Well, being an American is just a joke itself.
I asked what LGBTQ stands for, and I couldn’t get a straight answer.
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣
I do this too often!
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?
So no one would know what side he was on.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.