Identity jokes
What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
Knock, knock. Who's there? Me.
One man's trash is another man's treasure.
Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you were adopted.
What do you call an African American pilot?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
Son: "Dad, are we pyromaniacs?"
Dad: "Yes, we arson."
Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...
Girl, scan the code on your wrist!
Why do heterosexual men and heterosexual women believe that bisexual men don't exist because male bisexuality doesn't exist? Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
Someone asked me my gender... I said, "Woah, man."
I only cut to find out if I'm real or cake.
Your adopted.
How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror.
What is the most common crime in China?
Identity fraud.
A Mexican boy said, "I can't do this." Then a guy says, "You can do it, we are Mexican, not Mexicant."
Loser.
Why do you call a man that is physically handicapped and German?
A physically handicapped bisexual man that is promiscuous and German.
The more emos there are, the less emos there are.
My d*ck is hard, what's your name?
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
An American and an Asian walk into a bar. What are your names? the bartender asks. The American says, "William Matthews." The Asian says, "Same Ting."