Identity jokes
What's the difference between an ugly monster and you?
Nothing.
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
2019, where you can change your gender at a snap of a finger.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
I have a lot of respect for trans women.
That surgery takes balls!
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
A guy goes to Starbucks and asks, "Hey, if I can make you laugh, I don’t have to pay." The girl in the window says, "Okay." The guy says, "A little boy named Timmy lost his arms." The girl says, "Oh no!" The guy says, "And his dad left him when he was 4." The girl says, "Uhh yeah." The guy says, "Okay, I guess I’ll be paying then." The girl asks, "Okay, and what name will that be under?" The guy says, "Timmy, I’m Timmy."
Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.
Kate: Can we have a threesome?
Trevor: Sure.
The lights go off and Trevor starts doing what he's supposed to be doing, and then he feels something going up his back end. He goes to punch the person behind him, but then he turns on the light, and it was Kate behind him, and he's been fucking the guy the whole time.
Borthwick's hairline.
What is the difference between climate change and the greenhouse effect, once a philosopher, twice a sodomite?
What is an emo's least favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.
I’m DaBaby.
Hey guys, it's Hailey here.
I'ma start off with henlo ;-;
I know you guys aren't going to believe me because of the assholes who were faking to be me, but if you can try to believe me, I'll explain.
So, Jake, we can't really be together anymore, since we no longer can chat. I'm so sorry.
Basically, my parents caught us on here as you realized. Yayyyy.
I don't have time to say anything else. So I've gotta go, but thankyou guys for everything you did for me.
Also, you won't get any response from me so yea. So sorry guys ;-;
Robin's gay.
My name is Martha.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "I gagged."
One time in camp, I kissed my bunkmate Bret in the shower. He cupped my breasts and lathered them in Prell, but I'm totally not gay... :)