Identity jokes
What has two names and one big home?
A person.
Me and 1/2 of my friends.
I make gay jokes because I am a gay joke.
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
Guys, please stop making fake accounts of me. It's not funny, and it's disrespectful of you, ok, bitch?
When I look in your eyes, I always see something: my reflection. 😂
Dario is gay.
Your mom gay.
My name is Big Dick.
Hoyt is gay.
What's the point of sex when you're gay?
Because only gay people jerk off.
What was the guy with no arms, legs, or a head name?
Matt.
Adopted kid: I made a big mistake!
Dad: You are one.
Okay, so basically I'm monky.
Puerto Rican teen: I'm a waste, a failure, NUNCA LO PODRA ASER (I'll never be able to do it).
The mother: AI NINO (OH CHILD).
The teen: QUE? (WHAT?)
The mother: NO TE PONGA CON ESTA MIELDA OTRAVES! (DON'T START WITH THIS SHIT AGAIN!)
The teen: I CAN'T DO SHIT RIGHT MAMA!
The mother: OOOHHH YEAH WELL TU SI PUEDES ABLAR MIELDA DE TI, I BOTAR BASURA! (YOU SURE CAN TALK CRAP ABOUT YOURSELF AND THROW OUT THE TRASH.)
The teen: QUAL (WHICH).
The mother: MADRE DE DIOS (MOTHER OF GOD).
The teen: AVIA UNA NEGRA I OTRA BLANKA (THERE WAS A BLACK ONE AND WHITE ONE).
*A phone buzzes.*
The teen: Whose phone is that, ma?
Unknown: MR. PRESIDENT IF YOU TAKE AWAY THE CONFEDERATE FLAG HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHO THE BAD WHITE PEOPLE ARE?
*Runs to bag, opens white one and sticks hand in.*
The teen: HAIR GEL
When your cousin dies and everybody thinks you're her.
FUCKING MENT
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are cheesier than me!
When it's not just a phase and you kill yourself to prove it.
Hi, I'm a name.
Me, myself, and I.