Identity jokes
Puerto Rican teen: I'm a waste, a failure, NUNCA LO PODRA ASER (I'll never be able to do it).
The mother: AI NINO (OH CHILD).
The teen: QUE? (WHAT?)
The mother: NO TE PONGA CON ESTA MIELDA OTRAVES! (DON'T START WITH THIS SHIT AGAIN!)
The teen: I CAN'T DO SHIT RIGHT MAMA!
The mother: OOOHHH YEAH WELL TU SI PUEDES ABLAR MIELDA DE TI, I BOTAR BASURA! (YOU SURE CAN TALK CRAP ABOUT YOURSELF AND THROW OUT THE TRASH.)
The teen: QUAL (WHICH).
The mother: MADRE DE DIOS (MOTHER OF GOD).
The teen: AVIA UNA NEGRA I OTRA BLANKA (THERE WAS A BLACK ONE AND WHITE ONE).
*A phone buzzes.*
The teen: Whose phone is that, ma?
Unknown: MR. PRESIDENT IF YOU TAKE AWAY THE CONFEDERATE FLAG HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHO THE BAD WHITE PEOPLE ARE?
*Runs to bag, opens white one and sticks hand in.*
The teen: HAIR GEL
When your cousin dies and everybody thinks you're her.
FUCKING MENT
What is an emo's least favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.
When it's not just a phase and you kill yourself to prove it.
Memes
accurate af (credit to wade)
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are cheesier than me!
Hi, I'm a name.
Mathew is gay. Clap.
What’s the difference between bossatron5678 and a gay man?
One isn’t retarded, and one isn’t gay; the gay man is dead.
Me, myself, and I.
duha is gay hahahahahaha.
What's two lesbians in a tent?
A finger hut.
My name is Martha.
Who am I sitting next to?
Why are orphans called orphans?
'Cause they're gay.
I am cool.
Hahahahahahaha!
Loser.
My d*ck is hard, what's your name?
Gwen is a 40-year-old man, I think.
Who the heck is Kristie?