Identity jokes
What's brown and hairy? A bear.
What's brown, hairy, and is in love with Ethan Herbst? Arij.
Bully: You are a piece of shit.
Person: No, I'm not a piece, and I'm not brown... so no, honey.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
Imagine being gay like Joe Mama!
What do you call a flat emo girl?
A cutting board.
Face reveal <3
When your cousin dies and everybody thinks you're her.
FUCKING MENT
What do you say to someone's mom?
"You mom gay."
I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.
A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."
You are the gayest.
What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
Cool kid: I slept with your sister.
Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.
Everyone else: :O
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes
What do you call a gay kid on fire?
Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?
Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!
Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?
Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?
Bianca: It's Bianca!
Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?