Identity jokes
I am the danger.
How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?
They slash them.
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
Should cishet people REALLY be watching Ranboo?
Why did Jesus create the Devil?
He didn't recognize himself through the time portal.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not."
"Not who?"
"Not your dad."
"Hi Koko, you said we met a few years ago. What is your real name? Lol."
Saint Nicholas is the patron saint of working girls. Call girls. Hookers. Prostitutes. And the association is a long one, going back to the very earliest legends which place St. Nick as a Greek bishop in Myra, Lycia in what is now the Turkish Mediterranean - three centuries after Christ.
Saint Nicholas is notable primarily for giving secretly to the poor, and supposedly the first to benefit were three young ladies whose poor father couldn't afford wedding or dowry to marry them off - destining them instead to a life of prostitution. St. Nick supposedly threw a bag of gold through the window to pay for the wedding but, by the third attempt, the poor father was watching to determine the identity of the anonymous benefactor. Santa outsmarted him by dropping the last bag of coins down the chimney.
So, whenever you see Santa, he always travels with his three favourite sex workers - who seemingly never grow old. On a quiet, still Christmas night you can even hear him call them.
Ho! Ho! Ho! And to all a good night.
Frenid: R u gay?
Me: Yes u
Frenid: No I am bi.
Me: Dang it!
Frenid: What?
Me: I like u.
Frenid: Ok I like u to.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
A pedophile and a priest run a race.
You can’t beat yourself in a race!
"Hi, my name is Robert. I have no life. Even my PS4 username is gay lil_bama."
I am a motherfucker.
There were two twin brothers, Lucas and Marcus. Marcus got a girlfriend while Lucas stayed single.
A few weeks later, Lucas was caught kissing Marcus's girlfriend, and Marcus comes over and says: "Babe, I know we're twins, but I'm Marcus, and that's Lucas you were kissing." And his girlfriend looks at him and says: "I know."
Cause I am Batman!
My name is Gunter.
Wife: Honey, I’m pregnant. Husband: Hi Pregnant, I’m dad. Wife: No, you’re not.
What is you you?
What is an Irish kiss?
Fellatio from a gay Irishman.
Who am I sitting next to?