Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”
Dad: “Call me George.”
What do you call a selfie that is taken by an orphan?
Answer: A family photo.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
My best friend is transgender; she transitioned from a man into a woman. I think it's courageous of her to take a pay cut like that.
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
Last Halloween, I went dressed as a woman. When I rang the doorbell, an elderly woman opened it, and I made a grunting noise and knocked the bowl of candy out of her hands.
She immediately called the police and told them exactly what happened. The officer pulled me aside and asked me a few questions. First, he asked if my parents were here, and I said nothing. Concerned by my answer, he then asked if I was okay, so I said nothing. He asked me what my name was, and I responded, "Hellen Keller."
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
My friends and I were talking about this really ugly girl at our school. For some reason, she had the same name as me.
What is a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
I'm not a failure. Suuuurrrre.
Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.
Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...
Two cows are out grazing in the field. One cow says to the other cow, "Aren't you worried about this mad cow disease that's been going around?" The other cow replied, "Why would I be worried about mad cow disease? I'm a rabbit!"
My girlfriend's a porn star.
She'd kill me if she found out.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
A Mexican boy said, "I can't do this." Then a guy says, "You can do it, we are Mexican, not Mexicant."
what happens when you accidentally taught your child to call every man daddy?
you find the real one.
I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.
