Identity jokes

What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?

One says, "God is my father." The other says, "Who's the father and who is my son?"

My name is Gunter.

No, no, no, I am cool.

What do you call a gay emo kid?

Fruit Ninja.

What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"

There were two twin brothers, Lucas and Marcus. Marcus got a girlfriend while Lucas stayed single.

A few weeks later, Lucas was caught kissing Marcus's girlfriend, and Marcus comes over and says: "Babe, I know we're twins, but I'm Marcus, and that's Lucas you were kissing." And his girlfriend looks at him and says: "I know."

Why can’t orphans be gay?

They have nobody to call "daddy."

Sometimes I have this incredible urge to grab a child from school and yell, "I'm you from the future!"

Me and my brother talking about relationships.

Me: We live kind of differently.

Brother: We're sort of alike.

Me: We're not alike.

Brother, because he's taken: 'Cause you don't have a boyfriend!

My thoughts: You're right. 'Cause I have a girlfriend!

What’s the difference between bossatron5678 and a gay man?

One isn’t retarded, and one isn’t gay; the gay man is dead.

Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."

Knock, knock.

"Who's there?"

Not your dad.

So, one day I walk up to my sister and tell her that she is adopted because she doesn't look like anyone in the family. She starts to cry. My mom asks why she's crying, and I say I told her she was adopted and I was there for the adoption, and we have papers. It was all a lie. She is not adopted, and everything is fine.

How can you tell if a white homophobic heterosexual man with bisexual tendencies is a Christian nationalist?

He gives anonymous blowjobs to men regardless of their sexual orientation.

"That's not my name, but okay, that's cool. My name is Coco, but okay, and I already knew Jayden was a boy who is bi."

I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."

Why did Jesus create the Devil?

He didn't recognize himself through the time portal.

What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.

Why did C.S.C. fail the trigonometry test?

Cosecant remember his own name.

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What's better, a woman or a man?

Neither, for I am WHITE.