Identity jokes
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
Are you bisexual...
Or are you hellosexual?
What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.
Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.
Cool kid: I slept with your sister.
Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.
Everyone else: :O
"Ur mum gay..."
Sorry wrong person.
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
Your mom is gay, just like your dad.
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
I love my name.
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
I'm the joke.
There are 3 Genders.
1: Man
2: Woman
3: Mentally ill.
What do you call a flat emo girl?
A cutting board.
How does a non-binary ninja slay enemies?
They/Them.
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"
Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"