Identity jokes

I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.

So, you're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties.

Son: "Dad, are we pyromaniacs?"

Dad: "Yes, we arson."

Q: What's the difference between an egg and me?

A: An egg gets laid.

If gay means happy, then I am now straight.

What do you call a man with no body and no nose?

Nobody nose.

Some trans "woman" came up to me and told me to act my age so I told him to act his gender

Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not, and no one will know the goddamn difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, "It’s too offensive" or something like that. Goddamn just take that shit somewhere else.

What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?

Transparent.

My girlfriend told me she used to be a Christian. I asked her why she isn't anymore and she said she liked the name Christina better.

If an orphan takes a selfie, isn't it basically a family portrait?

What's the difference between an ugly monster and you?

Nothing.

When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?

What do orphans be on Halloween?

They be themselves.

I'm worth something, I got a barcode on my arm!

I have a lot of respect for trans women.

That surgery takes balls!

What do you call a fat transgender midget?

Jigglypuff.

What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?

It’s the premium version of gay.

What do you call a gay drive-by?

A fruit roll up.

What tree is every emo kid trying to find?

The hanging tree.