Identity jokes
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.
Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...
Two cows are out grazing in the field. One cow says to the other cow, "Aren't you worried about this mad cow disease that's been going around?" The other cow replied, "Why would I be worried about mad cow disease? I'm a rabbit!"
My girlfriend's a porn star.
She'd kill me if she found out.
I'm not racist, but the Ku Klux Klan look all the same to me.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
A Mexican boy said, "I can't do this." Then a guy says, "You can do it, we are Mexican, not Mexicant."
I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.
what happens when you accidentally taught your child to call every man daddy?
you find the real one.
Son: "Dad, are we pyromaniacs?"
Dad: "Yes, we arson."
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not, and no one will know the goddamn difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, "It’s too offensive" or something like that. Goddamn just take that shit somewhere else.
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?
Transparent.
Q: What's the difference between an egg and me?
A: An egg gets laid.
If gay means happy, then I am now straight.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody nose.
How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.
I have a lot of respect for trans women.
That surgery takes balls!
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.