Identity jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
Is that my student?
Na! It is Jesus!
I am Araf, and I am clumsy.
I make gay jokes because I am a gay joke.
Little Johnny is gay.
Twin: Hey twin, how's it going?
Twin 2: Weird, twin. Bye.
Twin: Not funny, dude.
Male Patient: So, I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam?
Doctor: Yep.
Male Patient: Ok, I'm ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger.
Doctor: Yep, and I'm not even a doctor.
It's tiring being straight 24/7.
Frenid: R u gay?
Me: Yes u
Frenid: No I am bi.
Me: Dang it!
Frenid: What?
Me: I like u.
Frenid: Ok I like u to.
This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.
My name is Martha.
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
2019, where you can change your gender at a snap of a finger.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What is an emo's least favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
Like if you're gay.