Q: What's the difference between an egg and me?
A: An egg gets laid.
If gay means happy, then I am now straight.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody nose.
Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not, and no one will know the goddamn difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, "It’s too offensive" or something like that. Goddamn just take that shit somewhere else.
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?
Transparent.
If an orphan takes a selfie, isn't it basically a family portrait?
How do you make a lesbian upset?
Give her a multiplication test.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
I have a lot of respect for trans women.
That surgery takes balls!
My girlfriend told me she used to be a Christian. I asked her why she isn't anymore and she said she liked the name Christina better.
I'm worth something, I got a barcode on my arm!
What do you call a family picture for an orphan?
A selfie.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
The lines on the pride flag look pretty straight to me!
What do orphans be on Halloween?
They be themselves.
When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?
What's the difference between an ugly monster and you?
Nothing.
What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?
It’s the premium version of gay.
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Not Bob.
