Identity jokes

Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.

Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...

Two cows are out grazing in the field. One cow says to the other cow, "Aren't you worried about this mad cow disease that's been going around?" The other cow replied, "Why would I be worried about mad cow disease? I'm a rabbit!"

My girlfriend's a porn star.

She'd kill me if she found out.

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family photo.

A Mexican boy said, "I can't do this." Then a guy says, "You can do it, we are Mexican, not Mexicant."

I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.

what happens when you accidentally taught your child to call every man daddy?

you find the real one.

I'm not racist, but the Ku Klux Klan look all the same to me.

Son: "Dad, are we pyromaniacs?"

Dad: "Yes, we arson."

Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not, and no one will know the goddamn difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, "It’s too offensive" or something like that. Goddamn just take that shit somewhere else.

Q: What's the difference between an egg and me?

A: An egg gets laid.

What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?

Transparent.

If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?

If gay means happy, then I am now straight.

What do you call a man with no body and no nose?

Nobody nose.

Some trans "woman" came up to me and told me to act my age so I told him to act his gender

If an orphan takes a selfie, isn't it basically a family portrait?

What do orphans be on Halloween?

They be themselves.

I'm worth something, I got a barcode on my arm!

What's the difference between an ugly monster and you?

Nothing.