Identity jokes

A Mexican boy said, "I can't do this." Then a guy says, "You can do it, we are Mexican, not Mexicant."

what happens when you accidentally taught your child to call every man daddy?

you find the real one.

So, you're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties.

I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.

Son: "Dad, are we pyromaniacs?"

Dad: "Yes, we arson."

What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?

Transparent.

Q: What's the difference between an egg and me?

A: An egg gets laid.

If gay means happy, then I am now straight.

What do you call a man with no body and no nose?

Nobody nose.

Some trans "woman" came up to me and told me to act my age so I told him to act his gender

Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not, and no one will know the goddamn difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, "It’s too offensive" or something like that. Goddamn just take that shit somewhere else.

How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.

How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.

Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?

A: The X-Men.

What do you call a family picture for an orphan?

A selfie.

Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.

I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!

What do you call a gay drive-by?

A fruit roll up.

What tree is every emo kid trying to find?

The hanging tree.

My girlfriend told me she used to be a Christian. I asked her why she isn't anymore and she said she liked the name Christina better.

If an orphan takes a selfie, isn't it basically a family portrait?

What do orphans be on Halloween?

They be themselves.