Identity jokes

Two cows are out grazing in the field. One cow says to the other cow, "Aren't you worried about this mad cow disease that's been going around?" The other cow replied, "Why would I be worried about mad cow disease? I'm a rabbit!"

My girlfriend's a porn star.

She'd kill me if she found out.

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family photo.

A Mexican boy said, "I can't do this." Then a guy says, "You can do it, we are Mexican, not Mexicant."

So, you're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties.

what happens when you accidentally taught your child to call every man daddy?

you find the real one.

I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.

Son: "Dad, are we pyromaniacs?"

Dad: "Yes, we arson."

Q: What's the difference between an egg and me?

A: An egg gets laid.

What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?

Transparent.

If gay means happy, then I am now straight.

What do you call a man with no body and no nose?

Nobody nose.

I'm not racist, but the Ku Klux Klan look all the same to me.

Some trans "woman" came up to me and told me to act my age so I told him to act his gender

Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not, and no one will know the goddamn difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, "It’s too offensive" or something like that. Goddamn just take that shit somewhere else.

What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?

Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."

What do orphans be on Halloween?

They be themselves.

When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?

What's the difference between an ugly monster and you?

Nothing.

My girlfriend told me she used to be a Christian. I asked her why she isn't anymore and she said she liked the name Christina better.