Identity jokes

Like if I am emo.

what do you call a lazy gay?

someone who comes straight out of the closet, and goes straight to the couch.

What do you call a Mexican's prison?

The border.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because his bar code expired.

What do you call a gay dinosaur?

A stego-sore-ass.

Any game: "Are you a boy or a girl?"

Non-binary people: *cries*

What did the panther say at the Poker Party? "I would be lion if I said I was a cheetah."

I was watching my son play at the park, and a lady asked me, "Which one is yours?" And for fun, I said, "I don't know, I'm still choosing."

What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.

Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?

A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.

What do you call two gay Irishmen?

Patrick Fitz Gerald, and Gerald Fitz Patrick.

What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?

And microtransaction.

What is gay - curious 🤔 😳

👬 👬 a gay man that is curious about experiencing sex with a 👨 👩 👨 bisexual man.

👨 👨 👩 🚲 🚲 🚲 does it cycle now?

🚲 🚲 🚲

😢 😔 sorry for your luck 🍯 honey it sucks 😪 😞 😒 to be you.

Your adopted.

Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...

Girl, scan the code on your wrist!

What do you call a born-again heteroflexible male that is a Christian nationalist who thinks he is bisexual when the LGBT community knows that he is bicurious and that he is on steroids and that the LGBT community knows that he is not telling the truth about that? He is a gay man that is in the closet. He should be forced out of the closet by gay men in the LGBT community by any means necessary if gay men in the LGBT community still want to defend the wall of separation of church and state by any means necessary.

If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?

One man's trash is another man's treasure.

Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you were adopted.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock ‘cause Jill’s real name is Randy.

Yes, this joke is stolen.

So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?