Identity jokes

Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?

A: Because it tasted like shit.

Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."

The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."

What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?

One says, "God is my father." The other says, "Who's the father and who is my son?"

From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."

"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."

When it's not just a phase and you kill yourself to prove it.

Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.

Me and my brother talking about relationships.

Me: We live kind of differently.

Brother: We're sort of alike.

Me: We're not alike.

Brother, because he's taken: 'Cause you don't have a boyfriend!

My thoughts: You're right. 'Cause I have a girlfriend!

Gay air.

I'm so emo, my blood is black.

"That's not my name, but okay, that's cool. My name is Coco, but okay, and I already knew Jayden was a boy who is bi."

Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.

I am the danger.

My friend Enyaw is gay, she is a cunt.

A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"

And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"

My friend said, "Where is the trash?" I said, "Look in the mirror, there is the trash."

Why do you never see gay people in wheelchairs?

You can’t be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.

A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted!"

Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!"

The brother yells back, "Well, at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."

What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah