Identity jokes
What do you call a gay guy on fire?
LGBBQ
My face.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
Orphan: Favorite song?
My name:
Had an amazing night with this girl, woke up, and it was my aunt. Now I’m in love.
Cooper, your mum gay, lol.
I'm Michael Sam. I'm gay.
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
Transgenders! Men in disguise!
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
Boy, you gay?
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
"Prince, be honest, do you still love me?"
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call your mom? Gay.
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
Why do trannies have such high rates of suicide?
Because they want everyone to accept them, but they can't accept themselves.
I would tell you a story of my dad... If I knew who he was.
What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?
A cutting board.
Why are most vacuums gay?
They’re always coming out of the closet.