Identity jokes
Like if I am emo.
what do you call a lazy gay?
someone who comes straight out of the closet, and goes straight to the couch.
Why was the emo kid sad? Because his bar code expired.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A stego-sore-ass.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
Memes
Meme:
What did the panther say at the Poker Party? "I would be lion if I said I was a cheetah."
I was watching my son play at the park, and a lady asked me, "Which one is yours?" And for fun, I said, "I don't know, I'm still choosing."
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
What do you call two gay Irishmen?
Patrick Fitz Gerald, and Gerald Fitz Patrick.
What is gay - curious π€ π³
π¬ π¬ a gay man that is curious about experiencing sex with a π¨ π© π¨ bisexual man.
π¨ π¨ π© π² π² π² does it cycle now?
π² π² π²
π’ π sorry for your luck π― honey it sucks πͺ π π to be you.
Your adopted.
Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...
Girl, scan the code on your wrist!
What do you call a gay kid that killed himself?
A byebyesexual.
One man's trash is another man's treasure.
Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you were adopted.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jillβs candy, but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock βcause Jillβs real name is Randy.
Yes, this joke is stolen.
So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?
Someone asked me my gender... I said, "Woah, man."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one they can call "daddy."
What is the most common crime in China?
Identity fraud.
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."
She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, Blonde."
The blonde then taped the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"