Identity jokes
Why did the transgender girl want to be a boy?
Because momma never raised no pussy.
Neo-Confederates all claim to be about "heritage" not "hate". Well, if your heritage consists of Kelly Clarkson, riding on siblings, and treating Donald Trump as if he's the second coming, then it really sucks to be you.
Like if I am emo.
what do you call a lazy gay?
someone who comes straight out of the closet, and goes straight to the couch.
Why was the emo kid sad? Because his bar code expired.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A stego-sore-ass.
My best friend is transgender; she transitioned from a man into a woman. I think it's courageous of her to take a pay cut like that.
What do you call two gay Irishmen?
Patrick Fitz Gerald, and Gerald Fitz Patrick.
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
What did the panther say at the Poker Party? "I would be lion if I said I was a cheetah."
I was watching my son play at the park, and a lady asked me, "Which one is yours?" And for fun, I said, "I don't know, I'm still choosing."
What is gay - curious 🤔 😳
👬 👬 a gay man that is curious about experiencing sex with a 👨 👩 👨 bisexual man.
👨 👨 👩 🚲 🚲 🚲 does it cycle now?
🚲 🚲 🚲
😢 😔 sorry for your luck 🍯 honey it sucks 😪 😞 😒 to be you.
Your adopted.
What do you call a gay kid that killed himself?
A byebyesexual.
Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...
Girl, scan the code on your wrist!
Someone asked me my gender... I said, "Woah, man."
So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?
One man's trash is another man's treasure.
Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you were adopted.