Why can’t orphans be gay? Because they have no closet to come out of.
Orphans and Closets
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Explain Bear
Listen up, you silly goose. The joke is that orphans don't have parents, and 'coming out of the closet' is a metaphor for revealing you're gay. So, orphans can't 'come out of the closet' 'cause they got no family... or closet, duh!