5+ ALT Jokes

What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?

Nothing, they're both dead, one painted the walls and the other committed suicide by pressing ALT + F4.

Ctrl, Alt, Deletus, because of thine fetus.

Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete

WJE iceberg 2.0

The image is an iceberg diagram with several tiers. At the top, it lists 'Jokes,' 'Memes,' 'Community Guidelines,' and 'Mods.' The next level includes 'BP,' 'Matt,' 'Dagger,' 'SaH,' 'Anons,' 'Jake,' and 'School.' Further down, the layers show various people and controversies, like 'BP drama,' 'SW,' 'KMeet,' 'Jit & Lil AG,' 'Opal,' 'AG Family,' and 'WJE Crew & WJE Lounge.' The lowest levels mention incidents and names like 'A77,' 'Hacking incident,' and 'Dagger's face rev'. There are also small cartoon faces on the right side of the diagram with each descending level.

What does Matthew McConaughey say at the Republican convention...

We're gonna take back what is ours, alt right, alt right, alt right, hee heeeee...

I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.

<img src="http://media.syracuse.com/news/photo/2016/08/03/boeing-c-32bjpg-ba41bd1bac5ece9c.jpg" alt="Image result for a white plane"/> i guess this is pretty plane i am sorry i am just winging it wow i guess these jokes haven't taken of Wow i just landed that one

I left Twitter for a while and when I tried to log back in I found out I was suspended. I realized it was a penalty for saying some prohibited words on Twitter. Sadly my idol Pristiano Penaldo took the penalty for me and he missed, and now I'm on my alt, shame on you Penaldo!