ALT jokes
What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead, one painted the walls and the other committed suicide by pressing ALT + F4.
Ctrl, Alt, Deletus, because of thine fetus.
What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+Delete.
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What does Matthew McConaughey say at the Republican convention...
We're gonna take back what is ours, alt right, alt right, alt right, hee heeeee...
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
I guess this is pretty plane.
I am sorry I am just winging it.
Wow, I guess these jokes haven't taken off.
Wow, I just landed that one!
I left Twitter for a while, and when I tried to log back in, I found out I was suspended. I realized it was a penalty for saying some prohibited words on Twitter.
Sadly, my idol Pristiano Penaldo took the penalty for me and he missed, and now I'm on my alt. Shame on you, Penaldo!
I think I know why Stephen Hawking died, he pressed Alt+F4.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He hit Alt+F4.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
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BRO HAS ANYONE EVEN LOOKED AT THID EXPLAIN BEAR ALT???? LWK PORN ON HIS PF
@matt, we needs mods. Ppl say you spend more time on Sw than here and idk if that's true, but with the lack of you, and the Mods you oversee. We really do need them. I probably don't need to do this, but in my eye a request is more lightly meaningful the more evidence you give, so here are the main reasons, (in no particular order) and who is the most trustworthy and eligible for being a Mod, I'm my eyes, and I'd li… Read more
MATTT, PLEASE ADD A MUTE BUTTON/POST ADMIN WHERE THE PERSON WHO MADE THE POST CAN MUTE OTHERS FROM THE COMMENT SECTION ALL THESE ALTS ARE BS