ALT jokes
What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead, one painted the walls and the other committed suicide by pressing ALT + F4.
Ctrl, Alt, Deletus, because of thine fetus.
What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+Delete.
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What does Matthew McConaughey say at the Republican convention...
We're gonna take back what is ours, alt right, alt right, alt right, hee heeeee...
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
I guess this is pretty plane.
I am sorry I am just winging it.
Wow, I guess these jokes haven't taken off.
Wow, I just landed that one!
I left Twitter for a while, and when I tried to log back in, I found out I was suspended. I realized it was a penalty for saying some prohibited words on Twitter.
Sadly, my idol Pristiano Penaldo took the penalty for me and he missed, and now I'm on my alt. Shame on you, Penaldo!
I think I know why Stephen Hawking died, he pressed Alt+F4.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He hit Alt+F4.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
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Community
Hiyaa! PLEASE no drama in this. It's a safe place to speak without.. *COUGHS AND POINTS AT THE ALTS* THEM. soo, yeah. start yapping in here.
THE POLL IS ABOUT.
ARE THE ALTS WEIRD?
Bro stop making all these alts and spamming the community with them it's getting old
I'm going to direct this at @lily, you made a post that filled with alts, all based off of known characters, eg Moxie, Anakin Skywalker or howver the fuck u spell it. Basically, I'm 100% theyre all alts and the reason me and mal were given mod was to basically stop, that, so to sum it up: If you use these alts to increase your followers, cause drama or do dumb/fuck shit up/etc etc etc. Well just ban, all the alts okay?
(Yes ill pay attention to the poll but don't rig it)