ALT jokes

What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?

Nothing, they're both dead, one painted the walls and the other committed suicide by pressing ALT + F4.

Ctrl, Alt, Deletus, because of thine fetus.

What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+Delete.

What does Matthew McConaughey say at the Republican convention...

We're gonna take back what is ours, alt right, alt right, alt right, hee heeeee...

I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.

I guess this is pretty plane.

I am sorry I am just winging it.

Wow, I guess these jokes haven't taken off.

Wow, I just landed that one!

I left Twitter for a while, and when I tried to log back in, I found out I was suspended. I realized it was a penalty for saying some prohibited words on Twitter.

Sadly, my idol Pristiano Penaldo took the penalty for me and he missed, and now I'm on my alt. Shame on you, Penaldo!

I think I know why Stephen Hawking died, he pressed Alt+F4.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

He hit Alt+F4.

Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)

Ancestry.com is spelled with an “I” in Alabama.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

America.

What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.

Alen vs. Predator.