ALT jokes
What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead, one painted the walls and the other committed suicide by pressing ALT + F4.
Ctrl, Alt, Deletus, because of thine fetus.
What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+Delete.
What does Matthew McConaughey say at the Republican convention...
We're gonna take back what is ours, alt right, alt right, alt right, hee heeeee...
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
I guess this is pretty plane.
I am sorry I am just winging it.
Wow, I guess these jokes haven't taken off.
Wow, I just landed that one!
I left Twitter for a while, and when I tried to log back in, I found out I was suspended. I realized it was a penalty for saying some prohibited words on Twitter.
Sadly, my idol Pristiano Penaldo took the penalty for me and he missed, and now I'm on my alt. Shame on you, Penaldo!
I think I know why Stephen Hawking died, he pressed Alt+F4.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He hit Alt+F4.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
America.
What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.
Alen vs. Predator.
Ali-A
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Rate my setup.
Dont get mad when i post it on Average_Ohion cuz this is my alt im Average_Ohion
What have we humans come to?
Community talk
whyre the alts getting ip banned like they're kind of the only reason why I still like this site, everyone cool's gone so whats the point bro
Gang what have I missed? All I see now are newbies in the meme section, some flowerly flowers in the community, cosmo being a "minor-attractes person" and Cupcake sending shit around? I this the same cup/madi or is it an alt or someone new
As a comminuty, I know we hate alts. They spam pictures, they roleplay, they ARE indeed annoying. But do things need to be this way? Yes, we dont like the way the alts talk, but think about it, ALTS have changed throughout the history of wje. We ALL used to be an alt, even if we didn't roleplay, we didn't always fit in at first, but we came in a more accepting time. I'm not saying we should let alts be annoying and r… Read more