Identity jokes
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."
I identify as the Titanic, because I'm a wreck.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come from.
Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”
Dad: “Call me George.”
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
Like if you're gay.
"Lune, it’s me."
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
If you read this, you qualify as gay.
I was walking down the street when I saw my ex-girlfriend, so I fucked her. Turns out it was her identical twins that she never told me about.
And I decided to confront her. So I did the next time I saw her, but this time it was her identical triplet. There are 3 of them...
AND SHE NEVER BROUGHT THAT UP IN THE 7 YEARS I WAS DATING HER!
Me, haha, I'm the joke.
Tyler is ugly.
If you are called Tyler, change your name.
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
My girlfriend told me she used to be a Christian. I asked her why she isn't anymore and she said she liked the name Christina better.