What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
Identity Jokes
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
If you read this, you qualify as gay.
I was walking down the street when I saw my ex-girlfriend, so I fucked her. Turns out it was her identical twins that she never told me about.
And I decided to confront her. So I did the next time I saw her, but this time it was her identical triplet. There are 3 of them...
AND SHE NEVER BROUGHT THAT UP IN THE 7 YEARS I WAS DATING HER!
Me, haha, I'm the joke.
Tyler is ugly.
If you are called Tyler, change your name.
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
My girlfriend told me she used to be a Christian. I asked her why she isn't anymore and she said she liked the name Christina better.
What do u call a Chinese man with one leg?
Tie-wan-sho.
Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong-king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said, "I am Chong-king." I said I know your name is Chong-king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.
Anyone know what happened?
What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.
One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...
I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.
I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.
What do people use more than you that is yours?
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
After you read this post, you will forget you were gay.
You know I'm gay! I'm gay! I'm really, really gay!
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
