Identity jokes
I'm so depressed that when I smile, my Face ID doesn't recognize me.
Male Patient: So, I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam?
Doctor: Yep.
Male Patient: Ok, I'm ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger.
Doctor: Yep, and I'm not even a doctor.
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
I wondered if becoming a furry could help me escape my crippling depression...
Unfortunately, the veterinarian insisted that he still wasn't going to euthanize me.
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
What do the Twin Towers and gender have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive topic.
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
Why is Gennis gay?
Why is Gennis gay?
Like if you are straight; comment if you are LGBTQ+; dislike if you are a Nazi.
"One man's trash is another man's treasure" is a great thing to say to someone; horrible way to find out you're adopted.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."
I identify as the Titanic, because I'm a wreck.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come from.