Identity jokes
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣
I do this too often!
Levi
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
I'm so emo, my blood is black.
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo so it would cut itself.
Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."
Look at my name and you'll see.
If you’re American when you go in the bathroom...
... and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
I'm Michael Sam. I'm gay.
Where do you order nonbinary pizza?
Little xe/xyrs.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.
The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.
Hi, my name is Moo, what is your name? Moo.
I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
Family photo.