Identity

Identity jokes

A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.

The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.

Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."

What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah

Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?

What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?

1. They both want to die.

2. They both cut to die faster.

3. They both listen to emo songs.

4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."