Identity jokes
What do you call a gay kid on fire?
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have someone to call daddy.
Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emo🇷🇺."
"what's that on your wrist?"
"I'm a cutting board. duh"
Hi, I'm Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are hee/hee.
What do you call a group of emos?
A Suicide Squad.
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣
I do this too often!
Levi
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
I'm so emo, my blood is black.
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo so it would cut itself.
Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."
Look at my name and you'll see.
If you’re American when you go in the bathroom...
... and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
I'm Michael Sam. I'm gay.
Where do you order nonbinary pizza?
Little xe/xyrs.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."