Identity jokes

I'm so emo, my blood is black.

The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"

He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"

I said, "Your parents, buddy."

I wish the grass in my backyard was emo so it would cut itself.

Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."

Look at my name and you'll see.

If you’re American when you go in the bathroom...

... and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?

European.

I'm Michael Sam. I'm gay.

Where do you order nonbinary pizza?

Little xe/xyrs.

What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."

A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.

The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.

Hi, my name is Moo, what is your name? Moo.

I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.

Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."

Hey girl, are you an orphan?

Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.

What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?

Family photo.

What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah

Should cishet people REALLY be watching Ranboo?

I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man, that was one alone family photo.

Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.

Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?