Identity jokes

Me, haha, I'm the joke.

Tyler is ugly.

If you are called Tyler, change your name.

What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.

What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.

My girlfriend told me she used to be a Christian. I asked her why she isn't anymore and she said she liked the name Christina better.

What do u call a Chinese man with one leg?

Tie-wan-sho.

Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong-king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said, "I am Chong-king." I said I know your name is Chong-king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.

Anyone know what happened?

What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.

One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...

I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.

I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.

What do people use more than you that is yours?

What do you call a straight orphan?

A no homeo.

After you read this post, you will forget you were gay.

You know I'm gay! I'm gay! I'm really, really gay!

I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."

Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"

How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.

What do you call a Chinese baby?

Sum Ting Wong.

My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.

What do you call a gay emo kid?

Fruit Ninja.