This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.
I'm worth something, I got a barcode on my arm!
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one they can call "daddy."
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay now.
My friend Enyaw is gay, she is a cunt.
What do you call a gay kid that is on fire?
LGBBQ
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
Bro, just imagine being named Brynley. Couldn't be me.
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
Like if I am emo.
