Identity jokes

I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.

What do people use more than you that is yours?

What do you call a straight orphan?

A no homeo.

After you read this post, you will forget you were gay.

You know I'm gay! I'm gay! I'm really, really gay!

I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."

Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"

How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.

What do you call a Chinese baby?

Sum Ting Wong.

My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.

What do you call a gay emo kid?

Fruit Ninja.

When you realize your friend standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does.

"We are trans. We are Gay. We are lesbian. We are Bi."

We Do Not Care.

What’s the difference between autism and gender?

Gender is binary, autism is a spectrum.

I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.

It gave me a discount!

Roses are red, violets are blue, at the end of the day, you're gay.

I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)

How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"

There are only two genders.

Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"

The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"