Identity jokes

My girlfriend told me she used to be a Christian. I asked her why she isn't anymore and she said she liked the name Christina better.

What do u call a Chinese man with one leg?

Tie-wan-sho.

Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong-king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said, "I am Chong-king." I said I know your name is Chong-king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.

Anyone know what happened?

What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.

One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...

I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.

I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.

What do people use more than you that is yours?

What do you call a straight orphan?

A no homeo.

After you read this post, you will forget you were gay.

You know I'm gay! I'm gay! I'm really, really gay!

I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."

Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"

How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.

What do you call a Chinese baby?

Sum Ting Wong.

My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.

What do you call a gay emo kid?

Fruit Ninja.

When you realize your friend standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does.

"We are trans. We are Gay. We are lesbian. We are Bi."

We Do Not Care.

What’s the difference between autism and gender?

Gender is binary, autism is a spectrum.