Identity jokes

How do men like their women? Striped.

How does a priest like their children? Clean.

Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.

What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.

Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?

A: An orphan.

There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans.

Wife: Honey, I’m pregnant. Husband: Hi Pregnant, I’m dad. Wife: No, you’re not.

Hi guys, I am Logan Taub the toad. I just want to say that my cock is so, so, so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also, I am trans👍

What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.

Me: Hey, are you an orphan?

Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?

Me: Your parents.

Read my name.

The lines on the pride flag are straighter than me.

I'm so depressed that when I smile, my Face ID doesn't recognize me.

Male Patient: So, I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam?

Doctor: Yep.

Male Patient: Ok, I'm ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger.

Doctor: Yep, and I'm not even a doctor.

Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.

I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.

I wondered if becoming a furry could help me escape my crippling depression...

Unfortunately, the veterinarian insisted that he still wasn't going to euthanize me.

What do you call a Christian Asian?

Hao Li.

What do the Twin Towers and gender have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive topic.

What's the difference between sex and gender?

You can't have gender with your sister.

What do you call a flat emo?

A chopping block🖤

All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.

Why did the transgender man only eat salad?

Because he was a "her" before.