New Identity Jokes - Page 11 - Worst Jokes Ever

I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.

I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.

What do people use more than you that is yours?

After you read this post, you will forget you were gay.

I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."

Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"

How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.

What do you call a Chinese baby?

Sum Ting Wong.

My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.

When you realize your friend standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does.

"We are trans. We are Gay. We are lesbian. We are Bi."

We Do Not Care.

I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.

It gave me a discount!

I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)

Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"

The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"

An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."

I am gay, is that ok?

I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day.

There was an orphan once, and someone knocks on his door and said, "Hello, son, come and hug me." But the orphan says, "Excuse me, who are you?" and the guy says, "You don't remember me? I'm your dad." And then the orphan says, "Fine then, if you're really my dad, come inside and let me ask you some questions." And the man says, "OK then, but I am really your dad." Then the orphan asked some questions to the man, and the man gets some of them right, so the orphan believes that the man is his dad. And then the orphan says, "You really are my dad?" and then he shows his dad his house, and the orphan has a roommate, and the dad and the orphan finally get to the bedroom, and then the dad knocks out the orphan, and then the dad starts to have something with the orphan/son, and the roommate hears weird noises in the orphan's/son's room, and he walks in and sees them having sex, and the roommate records it but then kicks the dad out of the house, and then the roommate shares the video to the orphan's school chat, and then the next day the dad gets arrested because he was actually a gay nonce, and everybody at the orphan's school calls him gay, but he really isn't, but since he was mad and disgusted, he pulled an AK47 out of his bag and kills everybody in the school and was never seen again.

Btw this is a joke so don't take it seriously.