I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
I think I'm a red zebra!! Cuz I'm stripped red, iykwim.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
The brain named itself, and when the brain realized that it named itself, it was surprised.
But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!
"How would you describe yourself in three words?"
"Lazy!"
So, you're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties.
What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...
The lines on the pride flag look pretty straight to me!
Hi, I am just wondering who went into my account, 'cause I've changed my password, by the way.
There are only 2 genders: if you have a dick, or a pussy.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
I made it, DON'T COPY!!!
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
BTW, I am one, wahahaa!
Ever heard of account stealing?
Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?
You know what's so horrible about this website?
When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.
My middle name is Brian. I was so proud of being able to spell my full name till someone pointed out "Johnny Brain Walker" was incorrect.
What did the barbwire say to big foot? "My name is Jeff."
I went to the tattoo shop and asked for a skull.
A Jewish guy behind me said, "A skull? Back in my day, we could only get numbers!"
