Identity jokes
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
Hi, I am Emma. I'm going to Stan.
There used to be Wonder Woman.
Now we wonder, what is a woman?
I only cut to find out if I'm real or cake.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
"Mhm... So you're gay?" -Darling
Jack is a loser and a gaybo and a trans and a fanny face.
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?
So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.
Your hairline is more curved than James Charles' gender.
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
What do you call a gay kid that killed himself?
A byebyesexual.
How did the black woman name her 4 babies?
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.
How did she differentiate them?
She called them by their last names.
What do you get when you cross a Jewish person?
Christianity.
What do you call two gay Irishmen?
Patrick Fitz Gerald, and Gerald Fitz Patrick.
Friend 1: *turns off lights*
Friend 2: *is there with us*
Me: Woah! Where did friend 2 go?!