Identity jokes
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.
Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
If you are what you eat, then I’m black.
No, no, no, I am cool.
Show yourself.
Ail is gay.
Do emos eat...
Happy meals?
Hey guys, it's Hailey here.
I'ma start off with henlo ;-;
I know you guys aren't going to believe me because of the assholes who were faking to be me, but if you can try to believe me, I'll explain.
So, Jake, we can't really be together anymore, since we no longer can chat. I'm so sorry.
Basically, my parents caught us on here as you realized. Yayyyy.
I don't have time to say anything else. So I've gotta go, but thankyou guys for everything you did for me.
Also, you won't get any response from me so yea. So sorry guys ;-;
My name is Giselle.
I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Queen.
Queen who?
You don't know the queen? You're crazy!
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
How did the lesbian die? Homicide.
Should I do a face reveal?