Identity jokes
My name is Giselle.
I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Queen.
Queen who?
You don't know the queen? You're crazy!
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
How did the lesbian die? Homicide.
Should I do a face reveal?
If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.
You are emo.
This bunny named Mason came up to a bar and ordered a beer and a burger. He sits at a table and the waiter brought a huge burger.
Mason: "Heh. Good thing I eat like a horse." He looks up at the waiter.
Waiter: "You are a nasty little bunny, aren't you?"
Mason screamed and ran away as the waiter chased him... she was a HORSE.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.
I'm worth something, I got a barcode on my arm!
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one they can call "daddy."
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.