Identity

Identity Jokes

I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"

Dad: Ok son, if you fail this test, you're no longer my child, ok?

Son: Ok dad.

AFTER TEST

Dad: Hey son, how'd the test go?

Son: Son?

Why did the Puerto Rican American πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡· that was a gay male πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡· that was born physically challenged not say anything to a group of gay white men that were not physically challenged after they called him a size queen after the Puerto Rican American πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡· that was born physically challenged was done taking turns giving them a blowjob and was done taking turns swallowing their sweet cum? πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡·

Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years. πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡·

I was on the train today and saw a cow on it.

It was quite strange until I realized it was Alfie's mum.

What is the difference between a gay male who is not physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male that is not physically challenged, and a gay male who is physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male who is not physically challenged?

A gay male who is not physically challenged who receives a blowjob from a gay male who is physically challenged would still not believe that the physically challenged male is gay because the gay male who is not physically challenged is the definition of an asshole.

What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?

Non-buy dairy.

What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?

Orange because they're having a they/them baby.