Identity jokes

I am Asian.

I am so Asian my pronouns are: heeEEE/Ya.

I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.

Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.

Me: Me.

Why can't there be a gay disabled person?

Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.

What's the difference between me and a knife?

One has a point, and the other doesn't.

So basically Star25/AG3.0 and GG miller are the same person since I found some evidence.

On one post, AG3.0 asked GG miller what’s his name.

Post right here: worstjokesever.com/community/p/6509c2cbefa8ad0a8dfd8dc5

So gg miller replied, “MILLER IS MY REAL LAST NAME, AND GG IS MY REAL MIDDLE NAME”

So, we already know Star25’s real name is Adrian Gorges because when he had the AG3.0 account, he said that AG stands for Adrian Gorges. And we also can back this up with his tik tok. www.tiktok.com/@adriangorges2010?lang=en

But, there’s an important factor. Gorges can also be shortened to GG.

So, we know that GG miller is AG3.0, but let’s back this up even further. If you search up adrianmiller2010, it pops up with AG3.0’s new account’s videos. Since GG Miller’s name says, “Miller” in it, that means that GG Miller IS ag3.0

So taking all of this evidence, we can conclude that AG3.0’s full name, which is, “Adrian Gorges Miller”.

Lmk if you have any more things abouts ag3.0 so we can expose him even more.

There are 3 Genders.

1: Man

2: Woman

3: Mentally ill.

Neo-Confederates all claim to be about "heritage" not "hate". Well, if your heritage consists of Kelly Clarkson, riding on siblings, and treating Donald Trump as if he's the second coming, then it really sucks to be you.

What movie do orphans relate to the most?

Spider-Man: No Way Home

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

Why do emo kids cost so much?

Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.

I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."

I'm as straight as a rainbow.

What do you call two lesbians in a closet?

A liquor cabinet.

Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”

Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”

Why do you never see gay people in wheelchairs?

You can’t be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.

What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?

Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."

Asked my dad what LGBT stands for.

He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously, I had to reply with "Garnish."

I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.

What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?

A cutting board.