Identity jokes

One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.

"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"

What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?

Fruit Loops.

Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.

Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.

I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!

My best friend is transgender; she transitioned from a man into a woman. I think it's courageous of her to take a pay cut like that.

Are you bisexual...

Or are you hellosexual?

What is another word for a bagel? 🥯

Jewish doughnut ✡️ 🍩👏 👏 👍 👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 😋 🏆 🎖

If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?

What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.

What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.

What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.

Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?

They’re never straight with you.

What do you call someone who is half a Jew?

Jew-ish.

If you are what you eat,

why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?

Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?

Hi, I am Emma. I'm going to Stan.

There used to be Wonder Woman.

Now we wonder, what is a woman?

I only cut to find out if I'm real or cake.

What do British politics and transgender people have in common?

Both aren't what they used to be...

Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.

"Mhm... So you're gay?" -Darling

Jack is a loser and a gaybo and a trans and a fanny face.