Identity jokes
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
How do you make a lesbian upset?
Give her a multiplication test.
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.
Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.
I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!
My best friend is transgender; she transitioned from a man into a woman. I think it's courageous of her to take a pay cut like that.
Are you bisexual...
Or are you hellosexual?
What is another word for a bagel? 🥯
Jewish doughnut ✡️ 🍩👏 👏 👍 👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 😋 🏆 🎖
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.