why can't orphans have sex? They don't know who daddy is
Some trans "woman" came up to me and told me to act my age so I told him to act his gender
My best friend looked at my arms and said, "Stop, sh*t, it's bad," then turns right around and says, "You look like a tiger."
So from here on out I am now Finn, the self-harming tiger.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer? Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.
Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!
Why was the emo kid sad? Because his bar code expired.
I have a confession. I used to be a Christian don’t bother me none babe Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine! “hol up”
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
What do Jesus and I have in common? No one knows my real bday either
Why did the male orphan decide to be gay
Because he wanted someone to call daddy
Me: Wanna hear a joke? Person: Sure Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life. But my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning Person: Dear god..
Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?
All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records
Ashley said to me one day that what is my name and I said my name is everyday life of stupidity
Emo girls be like- how much am I worth... Girl scan the code on your wrist
my first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat
what do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, its not a misses, I'm more for a MIStery
I identify as Michael Jackson and my pronouns are he he
What do you call an emo a cappella group?
Self harmony.
I had sex with twins, well I think it was twins all my rage victims look alike
