Identity jokes
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.
Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.
I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!
My best friend is transgender; she transitioned from a man into a woman. I think it's courageous of her to take a pay cut like that.
Are you bisexual...
Or are you hellosexual?
What is another word for a bagel? 🥯
Jewish doughnut ✡️ 🍩👏 👏 👍 👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 😋 🏆 🎖
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
Hi, I am Emma. I'm going to Stan.
There used to be Wonder Woman.
Now we wonder, what is a woman?