Hygiene jokes
Why did the toilet paper not make it across the road?
Because it got stuck in the crack.
What did the bottle of conditioner do on the toilet?
Shampoo.
Nobody knows how bad you smell.
How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator?.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.
What do you call a baby in the shower? A baby in the shower.
I ran out of bras, so I wore...
My grandma's underpants!
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
I saw some toilet paper rolls rolling in the wind.
So I called, "Toilet Papers Rolling In!"
Two nuns in a bath.
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
Hey, stinks, you know why? 'Cause your butts dry!
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
PERSON: I need to go so bad!
TOILET: Long time no pee!!!
Don’t fart in an Apple Store.
It has no Windows.
Last time I got a piece of ass was when my finger went through the toilet paper.
He probably picks hair off his dad’s dick, then probably puts it in his hair.
Are you wearing a diaper? Because your butt looks so saggy.
Question: Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
Answer: Because there was a... crack in it!!!! HAHAHAHAHA! :)
Why was the washing machine laughing?
It was taking the piss out of the knickers!
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?
So you're the one!