Hygiene jokes
What do girls and toilet roll have in common?
They both deal with a lot of crap.
How to get 60 Translink workers? Please head out of the pool because ya'll are fat. Oh wait, didn't you poop yourself? Say sorry to your underwear while pooping as a fat Canadian Translink worker, little boy.
You stink!
Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.
What vibrates and is 6 inches?
A toothbrush.
Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
Why is my butt wet? I forgot.
POO I LOVE POO.
Here’s my song:
“Poo poo poo pooo pooe poop poop poopy.”
Thank you!
The pirate looked down the toilet, and what did he see?
The captain's log.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers after 3 periods.
Where did Tigger go looking for Pooh?
In the toilet! 🚽 💩 💩 💩
Q. What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
A. Toothpaste.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause he got stuck in the crack! *butt crack*
I love to smell skunks, but I lick their stinky butt. It's delicious. My breath smells like fart.
What gets wetter as it dries?
A towel!
My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?
Putting the nappy on afterwards.