Hungriness

Hungriness jokes

Nazi

  • What happens after you eat at a combination Chinese-German restaurant?

    An hour later, you're hungry—for power!

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  • Panera

  • Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.

    What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?

    Panera fed.

    Credit to RogueRobot for this one:

    What does Panera sleep in?

    Panera bed.

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  • Snack

  • If you're a cat person, never let hungry Chinese into your house. They might just have a snack.

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  • Horse

  • Two horses are standing in a field. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse," says the first. "Moo!" says the second.

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  • Wordplay

  • When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.

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  • Community talk

  • Chapter One Part one - Foundations Nevelah was not always a Nevelah—a carcass. It was once the creator of all humanity. A young man named Mavet. Mavet was the first and only human to exist, born when the Earth collided with the Spear of Organs. The Spear, now a shield protecting the Earth and all of "human," brought forth a being far from understanding. The word "human" itself comes from Nevelai, the original langua… Read more