Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART! Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
Yo momma so hungry that she ate ur peanuts
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table
Why
Orphan: I'm hungry Dad: Let's go to KFC Orphan 2: Boy you don't got a dad
Die you potato I baked you a pie Oh boy which flavour Pie Pie Pie Pie Dad I'm hungry Hi hungry I'm dad Why did you name this way Why Why Why
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python? When they are hungry they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eat for a day, you give a man a language and he eat for a lifetime
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What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 2) “I'm HUNGRY for some BARS!"
Do You know when an African doesn't feel hungry? When he is is dead.
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if your a cat person never let hungry chinese into your house they might just have a snack
My dog was hungry, so I let him loose outside while I filled his bowl. I found out later that he was run over by a truck. It seemed to really hit the Spot
Jesus seemed like he was probably a good guy; healed the sick, fed the hungry, and gave good advice. Jesus had only one flaw: he was always hanging around.
Yo mama so stupid
When she was in mandarin class, she asked "Where are the mandarins? Im hungry"
When I get hungry 😋
I got barred from weight watchers today it wasn't my fault it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room all i did was say that it was the funniest game of hungry hungry hippo's that I have ever seen
Your mum is so fat she eats every meal from KFC, MACCAS, HUNGRY JACKS ALL AT ONCE!!!!!
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What do you call a hungry person. African.
