Hungriness jokes
She said she was hungry. So I fucked her in the ass and gave her a chili dog.
Kid: I'm hungry.
Dad Bot: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Teenager: I'm Hitler did nothing wrong.
Dad Bot: Hi Hitler did nothing wrong, I'm dad.
Nazi: Finally!
So my son came up to me and said, "Hey, Dad, I’m hungry." So I replied "Hi, Hungry, I’m Dad."
And then I feed him my dick.
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
If you're a cat person, never let hungry Chinese into your house. They might just have a snack.
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART!
Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
Yo momma is so hungry that she ate your peanuts!
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
Why?
What is the best time to eat dinner?
When you're hungry.
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 2)
“I'm HUNGRY for some BARS!"
Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?
When he is dead.
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
Die you potato.
I baked you a pie.
Oh boy, which flavor?
Pie Pie Pie Pie.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Why did you name this way?
Why Why Why?
What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you stick the cucumber.
What happens after you eat at a combination Chinese-German restaurant?
An hour later, you're hungry—for power!
Answering a knock at my door, I see a vacuum cleaner salesman who proceeds to tip a huge bucket of shit all over my carpet, before proclaiming any trace this hoover doesn't remove I will personally eat myself.
"Well, I hope you're hungry," I replied, "'cause they cut off my electric this morning!"
My dog was hungry, so I let him loose outside while I filled his bowl.
I found out later that he was run over by a truck. It seemed to really hit the Spot.
Jesus seemed like he was probably a good guy; healed the sick, fed the hungry, and gave good advice.
Jesus had only one flaw: he was always hanging around.
Yo mama so stupid.
When she was in mandarin class, she asked, "Where are the mandarins? I'm hungry."