If you're a cat person, never let hungry Chinese into your house. They might just have a snack.
Hungriness Jokes
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART!
Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
Yo momma is so hungry that she ate your peanuts!
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
Why?
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
Die you potato.
I baked you a pie.
Oh boy, which flavor?
Pie Pie Pie Pie.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Why did you name this way?
Why Why Why?
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you stick the cucumber.
Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?
When he is dead.
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 2)
“I'm HUNGRY for some BARS!"
What is the best time to eat dinner?
When you're hungry.
Answering a knock at my door, I see a vacuum cleaner salesman who proceeds to tip a huge bucket of shit all over my carpet, before proclaiming any trace this hoover doesn't remove I will personally eat myself.
"Well, I hope you're hungry," I replied, "'cause they cut off my electric this morning!"
My dog was hungry, so I let him loose outside while I filled his bowl.
I found out later that he was run over by a truck. It seemed to really hit the Spot.
Jesus seemed like he was probably a good guy; healed the sick, fed the hungry, and gave good advice.
Jesus had only one flaw: he was always hanging around.
Yo mama so stupid.
When she was in mandarin class, she asked, "Where are the mandarins? I'm hungry."
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
I got barred from Weight Watchers today.
It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.
Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.
When I get hungry 😋
