Why is the moon always hungry? It is almost never full.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber 🥒
Why wasn’t the moon 🌕 hungry?
Because it was full!
what did jeffrey dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry , i've got ben and jerry in the freezer
2 drunk men spot a pig on some old farmers land.And they were real hungry (or so they said) and they both decided to take the pig with them into their car and eat it somewhere.And so they did and the farmer came out with a gun while they hurriedly drove off, and the farmer said "well goddammit if it was a pig they wanted why didn't they just take my wife".
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What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat
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When we were visiting the hoover dam. I started to get a bit hungry. I asked my parents, "Wheres the dam snack bar?"
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Two horses are standing in a field. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse," says the first.
"Moo!" says the second.
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a Megabyte and some micro chips.
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, "now were not even allowed to do that."
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What did 50 do when he was hungry?
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Yesterday, I was babysitting this woman's child. Everything was going perfectly. I got hungry and called the mother. I asked if she wanted the baby back ribs I was cooking but she said she didn't want any. When she arrived she started screaming and ran to her child. I don't see why she was so upset, she said she didn't want any.
There are 50 dogs and 48 cats. How many are hungry?
A.10
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
What does a clock do when he's still hungry?
He goes back "four" seconds!
