What’s the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber 🥒
When we were visiting the Hoover Dam, I started to get a bit hungry. I asked my parents, "Where's the dam snack bar?"
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Two horses are standing in a field. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse," says the first.
"Moo!" says the second.
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, "now were not even allowed to do that."
Why wasn’t the moon 🌕 hungry?
Because it was full!
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
What’s the difference between a retard and a zombie? Nothing much, they both dribble, moan, are hungry, walk weirdly, and it takes a bullet in the head to put them both down.
What did 50 do when he was hungry?
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Why is the moon always hungry? It is almost never full.
Yesterday, I was babysitting this woman's child. Everything was going perfectly. I got hungry and called the mother. I asked if she wanted the baby back ribs I was cooking but she said she didn't want any. When she arrived she started screaming and ran to her child. I don't see why she was so upset, she said she didn't want any.
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There are 50 dogs and 48 cats. How many are hungry?
A.10
who is not hungry in africa. a dead person
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver driver have in common? Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
What does a clock do when he's still hungry?
He goes back "four" seconds!
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said hungry
3 men where in a desert 1 man was holding a jug the 2nd was holding a paper bag and the last was holding a car door a man came around and asked the 1st why he had a jug he said it was his water and if he got thirsty he would take a drink. Then he asked the second why do you have a paper bag the guy said this is my packed lunch so if I get hungry I will eat my lunch. Then he asked the last man why he has a car door and he said it he got hot he would roll down the window.
