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What happens when a clock is hungry It goes back four seconds.

Two horses are standing in a field. “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse,” says the first.

“Moo!” says the second.

When we were visiting the hoover dam. I started to get a bit hungry. I asked my parents, “Wheres the dam snack bar?”

There are 50 dogs and 48 cats. How many are hungry?


When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a Megabyte and some micro chips.

[son] said hi dad im hungry [dad] hi hungry im dad [son] PIE PIE PIE !!!

Why will we never get hungry in the desert

We have lots of sand which’s

What does a clock do when he’s still hungry?

He goes back “four” seconds!

What did the hungry Dalmation say when he had some kibble?

That hit the spot!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the hungry n..... chasing after him.

Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART! Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!

My dog was hungry, so I let him loose outside while I filled his bowl. I found out later that he was run over by a truck. It seemed to really hit the Spot

Your at a buffet, you think your hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of your self, you get stuck looking at sides in the buffet, a roly poly gal you see in corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end, you go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slamed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she’s is tenderizing you for dinner.

why did 1 eat 2 cuz he was hungry

Child: I am hungry Dad: Hi hungry I dad!!! Child: * groans* walks away

Kid: I’m hungry Dad Bot: hi hungry, I’m dad Teenager: I’m t l e r did nothing wrong Dad Bot: hi t l e r did nothing wrong, I’m dad Nazi: finally

Hey dad, i’m hungry! Hi hungry i’m dad. Why did you name me this way, why why wy

Hungry: dad I’m hungry dad: hi hungry hungry: why did you name me like this:/

why is the disease lung cancer never hungry, Because its eating on your lungs