Puns

Mango

What happens when a clock is hungry It goes back four seconds.

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NASA

Anonymous

why is he moon always hungry? It is almost never full

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Difference

T.M.

What’s the difference between hungry and horny?

Where you put the cucumber 🥒

Dam

SammyBoy 136 YT

When we were visiting the hoover dam. I started to get a bit hungry. I asked my parents, “Wheres the dam snack bar?”

Eating

Anonymous

Two horses are standing in a field. “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse,” says the first.

“Moo!” says the second.

Cold

Dictator of the world

A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, “now were not even allowed to do that.”

Chip

Metalblade

When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a Megabyte and some micro chips.

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Banana

Anonymous

What did 50 do when he was hungry?

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Moon

Daniel King

Why wasn’t the moon 🌕 hungry?

Because it was full!

Son

Anonymous

[son] said hi dad im hungry [dad] hi hungry im dad [son] PIE PIE PIE !!!

Cat

sunshine stella

There are 50 dogs and 48 cats. How many are hungry?

A.10

Clock

Anonymous

What does a clock do when he’s still hungry?

He goes back “four” seconds!

Hungriness

Tevita Fosita

hey modda, I’m hungry

Wife

Death&Decay

2 drunk men spot a pig on some old farmers land.And they were real hungry (or so they said) and they both decided to take the pig with them into their car and eat it somewhere.And so they did and the farmer came out with a gun while they hurriedly drove off, and the farmer said “well goddammit if it was a pig they wanted why didn’t they just take my wife”.

Eating

Stephanie

What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat

Sand

Anonymous

Why will we never get hungry in the desert

We have lots of sand which’s

Bullying

F... you

Yo momma so hungry that she ate ur peanuts

Computer

Anonymous

Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART! Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!