What happens when a clock is hungry It goes back four seconds.

Two horses are standing in a field. “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse,” says the first.

“Moo!” says the second.

When we were visiting the hoover dam. I started to get a bit hungry. I asked my parents, “Wheres the dam snack bar?”

When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a Megabyte and some micro chips.

Why will we never get hungry in the desert

We have lots of sand which’s

What does a clock do when he’s still hungry?

He goes back “four” seconds!

What did the hungry Dalmation say when he had some kibble?

That hit the spot!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the hungry n..... chasing after him.

Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART! Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!

My dog was hungry, so I let him loose outside while I filled his bowl. I found out later that he was run over by a truck. It seemed to really hit the Spot

why did 1 eat 2 cuz he was hungry

Kid: I’m hungry Dad Bot: hi hungry, I’m dad Teenager: I’m t l e r did nothing wrong Dad Bot: hi t l e r did nothing wrong, I’m dad Nazi: finally

Hey dad, i’m hungry! Hi hungry i’m dad. Why did you name me this way, why why wy

why is the disease lung cancer never hungry, Because its eating on your lungs