What happens when a clock is hungry It goes back four seconds.

When we were visiting the hoover dam. I started to get a bit hungry. I asked my parents, “Wheres the dam snack bar?”

[son] said hi dad im hungry [dad] hi hungry im dad [son] PIE PIE PIE !!!

Two horses are standing in a field. “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse,” says the first.

“Moo!” says the second.

im hungry

why is he moon always hungry? It is almost never full

When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a Megabyte and some micro chips.

What’s the difference between hungry and horny?

Where you put the cucumber 🥒

What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat

What does a clock do when he’s still hungry?

He goes back “four” seconds!

2 drunk men spot a pig on some old farmers land.And they were real hungry (or so they said) and they both decided to take the pig with them into their car and eat it somewhere.And so they did and the farmer came out with a gun while they hurriedly drove off, and the farmer said “well goddammit if it was a pig they wanted why didn’t they just take my wife”.

Why will we never get hungry in the desert

We have lots of sand which’s

Why wasn’t the moon 🌕 hungry?

Because it was full!

hey modda, I’m hungry

Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART! Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!

There are 50 dogs and 48 cats. How many are hungry?


Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick

My dog was hungry, so I let him loose outside while I filled his bowl. I found out later that he was run over by a truck. It seemed to really hit the Spot

Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China’s overcrowded, and therefore they’re starving. They have to eat…

Panda: “My god. They’re coming! Run! They’re hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!”

Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: “Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!”

Whenever the hungry cannibal performs amputations he says, “Thank you for your donation!”