Hungriness

Hungriness jokes

Poster

    • A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, "Now were not even allowed to do that."

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    • Homeless

    • One day I was walking next to a homeless man, and he was eating grass. I asked him if he was hungry. He said yes. I said, "Follow me." You should have seen his face when I showed him my backyard!

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    • Hungriness memes

    Difference

    • What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?

    They’re always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning... Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.

    Uh!!!

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    • Forest

    • There lived a jackal in a forest. He did not get the day's food, so he was very hungry and wandered throughout the forest, but could not find any food. Finally, he decided to go to the city. As he was walking into the city, he heard some dogs bark. Soon, he found a group of dogs running towards him, so he rushed into a nearby house which belonged to a dyer and fell into a tub filled with blue dye. The dogs that were chasing him returned back as they could not find him. The jackal came out blue from the tub and went into the forest. Every animal in the forest was frightened to see a new animal. The jackal realized that all animals were afraid of him and took advantage of the situation. He called the animals towards him. The jackal said, "Oh my dear friends, I have been sent by gods in heaven to protect you all. I will be the king of this jungle." All the animals became very happy. Everyday they served him food and took care of all his needs. They came to him with all their problems and listened to what their king said. One day as the king jackal was sitting by the court, he heard a pack of jackals howling in the forest. For a long time, he had not heard these voices. He felt very happy, forgetting he was the king, he howled back immediately. All the animals knew who he really was and started chasing him in anger, but the jackal was already on the run.

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    • Mum

    • Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!

    Fault

    • I got barred from Weight Watchers today.

    It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.

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    • Kid

    • Kid: I'm hungry.

    Dad Bot: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

    Teenager: I'm Hitler did nothing wrong.

    Dad Bot: Hi Hitler did nothing wrong, I'm dad.

    Nazi: Finally!

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    • Kid

    • How do you get 50 hungry kids into a box? You put a can of beans in there.

    How do you get 50 hungry kids out of a box? You run past with a can opener.

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    • Mom

    • One day I was with my mom and we had no money on the credit card, and we live far, and my mom was hungry.

    A guy and his friend had a car and asked us if we were lost. We said no, we have no ride, no money, and my mom is hungry. So the guy would take us for a blowjob each, so I was driving the car and my mom gave both guys a blowjob. We had to get out of the car to look for something, then the two guys went in the car and told us we got bad news and good news. I asked what the bad news was. They said that they're not taking us home, so I asked what the good news was. They told me that they fed my mom and drove off. I guess where they left us wasn't a long walk and my mom wasn't hungry anymore.

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    • Hairline

    • Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.

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