Hungriness jokes
What's the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you stick the cucumber.
Why is the disease lung cancer never hungry? Because it's eating your lungs.
"Hey Modda, I'm hungry."
Kid: I'm hungry.
Dad Bot: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Teenager: I'm Hitler did nothing wrong.
Dad Bot: Hi Hitler did nothing wrong, I'm dad.
Nazi: Finally!
Why did 1 eat 2?
'Cause he was hungry.
What did 50 do when he was hungry?
58.
Whenever the hungry cannibal performs amputations, he says,
"Thank you for your donation!"
When I get hungry 😋
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART!
Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?
They’re always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning... Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.
Uh!!!
Yo mama so stupid.
When she was in mandarin class, she asked, "Where are the mandarins? I'm hungry."
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
Yo momma is so hungry that she ate your peanuts!
What does a clock do when he's still hungry?
He goes back "four" seconds!
My dog was hungry, so I let him loose outside while I filled his bowl.
I found out later that he was run over by a truck. It seemed to really hit the Spot.
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, "Now were not even allowed to do that."
So my son came up to me and said, "Hey, Dad, I’m hungry." So I replied "Hi, Hungry, I’m Dad."
And then I feed him my dick.
Yesterday, I was babysitting this woman's child. Everything was going perfectly.
I got hungry and called the mother. I asked if she wanted the baby back ribs I was cooking, but she said she didn't want any.
When she arrived she started screaming and ran to her child. I don't see why she was so upset, she said she didn't want any.