Hungriness

Hungriness jokes

Panera

    • Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.

    What do you call it when Panera isn鈥檛 hungry?

    Panera fed.

    Credit to RogueRobot for this one:

    What does Panera sleep in?

    Panera bed.

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    • Hairline

    • Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.

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    • Hungriness memes

    Kid

    • Kid: I'm hungry.

    Dad Bot: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

    Teenager: I'm Hitler did nothing wrong.

    Dad Bot: Hi Hitler did nothing wrong, I'm dad.

    Nazi: Finally!

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    • Poster

    • A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, "Now were not even allowed to do that."

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    • Snack

    • If you're a cat person, never let hungry Chinese into your house. They might just have a snack.

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    • Difference

    • What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?

    They鈥檙e always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning... Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.

    Uh!!!

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    • Forest

    • There lived a jackal in a forest. He did not get the day's food, so he was very hungry and wandered throughout the forest, but could not find any food. Finally, he decided to go to the city. As he was walking into the city, he heard some dogs bark. Soon, he found a group of dogs running towards him, so he rushed into a nearby house which belonged to a dyer and fell into a tub filled with blue dye. The dogs that were chasing him returned back as they could not find him. The jackal came out blue from the tub and went into the forest. Every animal in the forest was frightened to see a new animal. The jackal realized that all animals were afraid of him and took advantage of the situation. He called the animals towards him. The jackal said, "Oh my dear friends, I have been sent by gods in heaven to protect you all. I will be the king of this jungle." All the animals became very happy. Everyday they served him food and took care of all his needs. They came to him with all their problems and listened to what their king said. One day as the king jackal was sitting by the court, he heard a pack of jackals howling in the forest. For a long time, he had not heard these voices. He felt very happy, forgetting he was the king, he howled back immediately. All the animals knew who he really was and started chasing him in anger, but the jackal was already on the run.

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