Hungriness jokes
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
One day I was walking next to a homeless man, and he was eating grass. I asked him if he was hungry. He said yes. I said, "Follow me." You should have seen his face when I showed him my backyard!
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?
Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.
What does a clock do when he's still hungry?
He goes back "four" seconds!
One day I was with my mom and we had no money on the credit card, and we live far, and my mom was hungry.
A guy and his friend had a car and asked us if we were lost. We said no, we have no ride, no money, and my mom is hungry. So the guy would take us for a blowjob each, so I was driving the car and my mom gave both guys a blowjob. We had to get out of the car to look for something, then the two guys went in the car and told us we got bad news and good news. I asked what the bad news was. They said that they're not taking us home, so I asked what the good news was. They told me that they fed my mom and drove off. I guess where they left us wasn't a long walk and my mom wasn't hungry anymore.
What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?
They’re always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning... Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.
Uh!!!
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
Why will we never get hungry in the desert?
We have lots of sand-which's.
I'm hungry.
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
How do you get 50 hungry kids into a box? You put a can of beans in there.
How do you get 50 hungry kids out of a box? You run past with a can opener.
Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.
Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!
"Hey Modda, I'm hungry."
Whenever the hungry cannibal performs amputations, he says,
"Thank you for your donation!"