Hungriness jokes
What do you call a money hungry Hispanic?
Don Jewlio
What’s a money-hungry politician's favorite place?
Jew York.
A termite walks into the bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
What do you call something that eats kids?
An upset mother.
What happens after you eat at a combination Chinese-German restaurant?
An hour later, you're hungry—for power!
One day I was walking next to a homeless man, and he was eating grass. I asked him if he was hungry. He said yes. I said, "Follow me." You should have seen his face when I showed him my backyard!
What's the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you stick the cucumber.
What is the best time to eat dinner?
When you're hungry.
Remember, children, when you're hungry at 3:00, cook forks for 10 minutes, ok?
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?
Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.
Answering a knock at my door, I see a vacuum cleaner salesman who proceeds to tip a huge bucket of shit all over my carpet, before proclaiming any trace this hoover doesn't remove I will personally eat myself.
"Well, I hope you're hungry," I replied, "'cause they cut off my electric this morning!"
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 2)
“I'm HUNGRY for some BARS!"
Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?
When he is dead.
Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.
Q: What's green and yellow and eats balls?
A: Gonorrhea.
Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.
One day I was with my mom and we had no money on the credit card, and we live far, and my mom was hungry.
A guy and his friend had a car and asked us if we were lost. We said no, we have no ride, no money, and my mom is hungry. So the guy would take us for a blowjob each, so I was driving the car and my mom gave both guys a blowjob. We had to get out of the car to look for something, then the two guys went in the car and told us we got bad news and good news. I asked what the bad news was. They said that they're not taking us home, so I asked what the good news was. They told me that they fed my mom and drove off. I guess where they left us wasn't a long walk and my mom wasn't hungry anymore.
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!