What does a gynecologist and delivery driver driver have in common? Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box
Answering a knock at my door, I see a vacuum cleaner salesman who proceeds to tip a huge bucket of shit all over my carpet, before proclaiming any trace this hoover doesn't remove I will personally eat myself. ", Well I hope Ur hungry I replied, cos they cut off my electric this morning"
who is not hungry in africa. a dead person
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 2) “I'm HUNGRY for some BARS!"
Do You know when an African doesn't feel hungry? When he is is dead.
Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.
Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.
One day I was with my mom and we had no money on the credit card and we live far and we my mom was hungry. A guy and his friend had a car and k us if we were lost. We said no we have no ride, no money and my mom is hungry. So the guy would take us for a blowjob each so I was driving the car and my mom gave the both guys a blowjob. We had to get out the car to look for something then the two guys went in the car and told us we got bad news and good news. I ask what the bad news that they're not taking us home so I ask what the good news they told me that they feed my mom and drove off. I guess where we i guess the left us wsnt long walk and my mom wasm't hungry no more.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
Orphan: I'm hungry Dad: Let's go to KFC Orphan 2: Boy you don't got a dad
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does parera sleep in?
Panera bed
Yesterday, I was babysitting this woman's child. Everything was going perfectly. I got hungry and called the mother. I asked if she wanted the baby back ribs I was cooking but she said she didn't want any. When she arrived she started screaming and ran to her child. I don't see why she was so upset, she said she didn't want any.
It’s about drive it’s about power we stay hungry we devour , put in the work, put in hours and take what’s ours
I got barred from weight watchers today it wasn't my fault it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room all i did was say that it was the funniest game of hungry hungry hippo's that I have ever seen
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What are Africans favorite game to play? Hungry hippos
what did jeffrey dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry , i've got ben and jerry in the freezer
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said hungry
I give bubblegum to the homeless so they can chew it and still be hungry
