Hunger jokes
What do starving kids call Venetian blinds?
Bunk beds.
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk.
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.
Memes
John pretended to be a doctor.
Motu came to him. He said, "I lost my hunger."
John brought some samosas for his lunch. Motu ate them. John said, "Your hunger is back!"
Then, Motu said, "I lost my taste."
John said, "Number 1, bring some water." Motu drank it and said, "This is petrol!" John said, "Your taste is back!"
Motu said, "I lost my memory."
John said, "Number 1, bring some medicine." Motu said, "But Number 1 brought water." John said, "Your memory is back!"
Why will we never get hungry in the desert?
We have lots of sand-which's.
Why did your friend eat the burger?
Because he wanted to murder all burgers and was starting with this one!
Not really. He was just hungry.
He is helping world hunger by feeding cancer.
Son: What's for dinner tonight?
Mom: Steak!
Son: Mom, you know I only eat veggies, so what's for me?
Mom: HUNGER!
"Hey Modda, I'm hungry."
I adopted a dog. It's gone now.
At least homeless people in China are not starving.
Whenever the hungry cannibal performs amputations, he says,
"Thank you for your donation!"
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
One day I had the munchies, so I ate a clock. It was very... time consuming.
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART!
Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
Yo momma is so hungry that she ate your peanuts!
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!