Hunger jokes
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
So, three guys are walking down the street together and decide to go rob a bank.
The first one goes for the richest man in the city’s vault but can’t open it easily and is caught and sent to death in jail for robbing the richest man.
The second one goes for his uncle's vault because screw that son of a b***h; he’s rich, why does he need all the money? But his uncle was unfortunately at the vault that day and snapped his nephew's neck.
The third one went for his ex’s vault and thought, “Well, that b***h can suck my d**k; she’s so poor anyway, who would care if I take all her money so she dies of hunger and dehydration and homelessness?” So he managed to get into her vault easily because it wasn’t heavily locked and took all her money. The next day, the third guy's ex showed up to his house and said, “I’m gonna f*****g murder you,” so she shot him dead and got her money from his house.
In hell, the three guys see each other and explain what happened. The third guy did and then asked, “You know, I don’t get it. If the richest guys are heavily guarded but already have so much money in their house, why does it need to be heavily guarded? I don’t understand why the poorer aren’t heavily guarded when they are so poor they need the money.” And the first guy said, “B***h, I don’t know, maybe the bank tellers think poor people should suck it and just die already.”
Two horses are standing in a field. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse," says the first. "Moo!" says the second.
Would you like to eat some African food?
So would they...
I think fat people took the Hunger Games a little too seriously.
Would you like to try African food?
They would too.
Why will we never get hungry in the desert?
We have lots of sand-which's.
For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.
What do Africans always play? They play The Hunger Games.
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
Which country of the world has the poorest/most hungry people?
Answer: Hungary
A starving homeless kid asks me for food.
I said, "sorry, my plate is full."
John pretended to be a doctor.
Motu came to him. He said, "I lost my hunger."
John brought some samosas for his lunch. Motu ate them. John said, "Your hunger is back!"
Then, Motu said, "I lost my taste."
John said, "Number 1, bring some water." Motu drank it and said, "This is petrol!" John said, "Your taste is back!"
Motu said, "I lost my memory."
John said, "Number 1, bring some medicine." Motu said, "But Number 1 brought water." John said, "Your memory is back!"
Your momma is so fat, she eats insulation and thinks it's cotton candy.
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
Have you heard of the current event in Africa? It’s called the Hunger Games.
Whenever the hungry cannibal performs amputations, he says,
"Thank you for your donation!"
I would kill for something to eat--the cannibal.