Hunger jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.
What do starving kids call Venetian blinds?
Bunk beds.
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk.
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.
John pretended to be a doctor.
Motu came to him. He said, "I lost my hunger."
John brought some samosas for his lunch. Motu ate them. John said, "Your hunger is back!"
Then, Motu said, "I lost my taste."
John said, "Number 1, bring some water." Motu drank it and said, "This is petrol!" John said, "Your taste is back!"
Motu said, "I lost my memory."
John said, "Number 1, bring some medicine." Motu said, "But Number 1 brought water." John said, "Your memory is back!"
Why did your friend eat the burger?
Because he wanted to murder all burgers and was starting with this one!
Not really. He was just hungry.
Why will we never get hungry in the desert?
We have lots of sand-which's.
I adopted a dog. It's gone now.
At least homeless people in China are not starving.
He is helping world hunger by feeding cancer.
Son: What's for dinner tonight?
Mom: Steak!
Son: Mom, you know I only eat veggies, so what's for me?
Mom: HUNGER!
"Hey Modda, I'm hungry."
Whenever the hungry cannibal performs amputations, he says,
"Thank you for your donation!"
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
One day I had the munchies, so I ate a clock. It was very... time consuming.
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART!
Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
Yo momma is so hungry that she ate your peanuts!
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!