Empty stomach jokes
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
What do women have on an empty stomach? A miscarriage.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can’t take medicine on an empty stomach.
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
Do you know why there are no pharmacies and pharmacists in Africa?
Because you can't take pills on an empty stomach!
Why are there no chemists in Africa?
Because you can’t take tablets on an empty stomach.
Why doesn't Africa have pharmacies?
Because you can't take drugs on an empty stomach.
Why is there no medication in Africa?
Because doctors advised, "You don't take it on an empty stomach."
Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
They say I'll mess up my insides, but I don't have any.
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, well not if it's poisoned.
Then the antidote becomes the most important.
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
Fatty told Skinny, "Do you have any food? My stomach is empty and I haven't eaten."
Skinny replied to Fatty, "Well, doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead!"