Hunger jokes

Ever tried African food?

Neither have they.

What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.

Stop saying negative shit about dark humor jokes! If it bugs you that bad, then go away! That'll solve everything but world hunger and failed abortion.

Would you like to eat some African food?

So would they...

I had to write an essay about Africa, and I failed because I plagiarized the Hunger Games script.

What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?

Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.

How do you help a starving cannibal?

You give him a hand!

I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.

I think fat people took the Hunger Games a little too seriously.

I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.

What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?

Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.

Why can the orphan only go to restaurants?

Because they can't have homemade meals.

For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.

Who is not hungry in Africa?

A dead person.

What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?

Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.

What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."

What do you call field day in Africa?

The Hunger Games.

What does a clock do when he's still hungry?

He goes back "four" seconds!

If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.