Hunger jokes
Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
Don't worry, neither have they.
She said she was hungry. So I fucked her in the ass and gave her a chili dog.
Ever tried Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.
I adopted a dog. It's gone now.
At least homeless people in China are not starving.
Ever tried African food?
Neither have they.
Madden Whiffen, a curious soul, With an appetite beyond control, A bottomless pit, never satisfied, Ingesting all that's placed beside.
From dawn till dusk, he feasts his way, Devouring meals without delay, With gusto he consumes, without restrain, Every morsel, every crumb, he'll obtain.
No dish too large, no portion too small, His hunger insatiable, devouring it all, From succulent meats to delicate greens, He relishes the flavors, savoring each scene.
A culinary adventure, forever he embarks, Sampling cuisines from all walks and arcs, From street food to gourmet, he seeks it all, His palate an explorer, on a constant sprawl.
He savors the spices, the textures, the taste, In a gastronomic journey, no time to waste, For Madden Whiffen, the food is his muse, A symphony of flavors, he'll never refuse.
But caution, dear friends, in this feeding spree, For gluttony can lead to a troublesome plea, Madden Whiffen, beware the consequences, For overindulgence brings no recompenses.
In the realm of cuisine, he reigns supreme, A legend of eating, a man of extreme, Madden Whiffen, the one who eats it all, In his gastronomic pursuit, he stands tall.
So let us marvel at his voracious might, As he devours dishes, day and night, For in Madden Whiffen, we witness the feat, A man who eats everything, a culinary elite.
What do starving kids call Venetian blinds?
Bunk beds.
At least Africans don't have to worry about food critics.
I had to write an essay about Africa, and I failed because I plagiarized the Hunger Games script.
What is Africa's most played game?
The Hunger Games.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.
Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.
Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.
Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"
Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
Hey, Hunger Games... I'm full!!
This ain't your mama's monologue.
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
What happens after you eat at a combination Chinese-German restaurant?
An hour later, you're hungry—for power!
What happens when a clock is hungry?
It goes back four seconds.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
What is the best time to eat dinner?
When you're hungry.