Hunger jokes

At least Africans don't have to worry about food critics.

What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.

I think fat people took the Hunger Games a little too seriously.

Stop saying negative shit about dark humor jokes! If it bugs you that bad, then go away! That'll solve everything but world hunger and failed abortion.

Would you like to eat some African food?

So would they...

I had to write an essay about Africa, and I failed because I plagiarized the Hunger Games script.

What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?

Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.

I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.

I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.

What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?

Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.

How do you help a starving cannibal?

You give him a hand!

What is the most famous dish in Africa?

Don't know, they haven't tried it yet.

Why can the orphan only go to restaurants?

Because they can't have homemade meals.

For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.

What do you call field day in Africa?

The Hunger Games.

What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."

Who is not hungry in Africa?

A dead person.

What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?

Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.

What does a clock do when he's still hungry?

He goes back "four" seconds!

If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.