Hunger jokes

I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...

A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"

Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!

Q. What movie is a fat person most afraid of?

A. The Hunger Games.

What is the best time to eat dinner?

When you're hungry.

What do Africans always play? They play The Hunger Games.

Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?

When he is dead.

What happens after you eat at a combination Chinese-German restaurant?

An hour later, you're hungry—for power!

What is the most common theme in Africa?

Starvation.

Fork pierces the flesh. Guided by hunger's demand, Savoury feast waits.

Tines dig deep within, Seeking the sustenance craved, A mealtime delight.

Belly grumbles loud, Yearning for nourishment's touch, Fork answers the call.

Food on the platter, Fork dances with anticipation, To satiate hunger's plea.

Digestion begins, Fork's journey now complete, Nourishing the soul.

Why does the fork go? To bring joy to empty hearts, Satiating needs.

In the stomach's depths, Fork finds purpose and solace, A culinary bond.

With each mealtime tale, The fork carves memories deep, In stomachs it rests.

In a world of feline folly, There lived a cat with a secret, A taste for adventure and mischief, And a love for KFC's golden treat.

With eyes like emerald jewels, And fur as black as night, This feline prowled the streets, In search of a savory delight.

Oh, how it yearned for chicken, Crispy and finger-lickin' good, But the cat knew it had to be sly, To satisfy its craving like it should.

Through alleyways it stealthily tiptoed, With nimble paws and a stealthy glide, Until it stumbled upon a secret, That made its hunger amplified.

A stash of KFC's golden eggs, Hidden away from prying eyes, An accidental treasure trove, A feast fit for a feline paradise.

With each stolen egg devoured, The cat's satisfaction grew, The taste of crispy breading, And juicy chicken, it knew.

Word soon spread of this food bandit, A legend of a cat so bold, Whispers echoed through the town, Of the one who stole the KFC gold.

But the cat with the KFC get eggs, Remained a mystery to all, A phantom of the night it became, Leaving no trace, no trail to recall.

And so, it continues its nightly quest, For chicken that satisfies its soul, The cat with the KFC get eggs, Forever on the prowl, never to be controlled.

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.

I would kill for something to eat--the cannibal.

Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.

I'm so poor that I had to rob a food bank for a loaf of bread.

I said I ate an apple because I was hungry.

Your mama is so fat.

She went on a diet and solved world hunger!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Don't worry, neither have they.

Which country of the world has the poorest/most hungry people?

Answer: Hungary

Hey, Hunger Games... I'm full!!

This ain't your mama's monologue.