Hunger jokes
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
What is the most common theme in Africa?
Starvation.
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
Stop saying negative shit about dark humor jokes! If it bugs you that bad, then go away! That'll solve everything but world hunger and failed abortion.
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk.
When I get hungry 😋
"Hey Modda, I'm hungry."
Son: What's for dinner tonight?
Mom: Steak!
Son: Mom, you know I only eat veggies, so what's for me?
Mom: HUNGER!
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
Yo momma is so hungry that she ate your peanuts!
In a world of feline folly, There lived a cat with a secret, A taste for adventure and mischief, And a love for KFC's golden treat.
With eyes like emerald jewels, And fur as black as night, This feline prowled the streets, In search of a savory delight.
Oh, how it yearned for chicken, Crispy and finger-lickin' good, But the cat knew it had to be sly, To satisfy its craving like it should.
Through alleyways it stealthily tiptoed, With nimble paws and a stealthy glide, Until it stumbled upon a secret, That made its hunger amplified.
A stash of KFC's golden eggs, Hidden away from prying eyes, An accidental treasure trove, A feast fit for a feline paradise.
With each stolen egg devoured, The cat's satisfaction grew, The taste of crispy breading, And juicy chicken, it knew.
Word soon spread of this food bandit, A legend of a cat so bold, Whispers echoed through the town, Of the one who stole the KFC gold.
But the cat with the KFC get eggs, Remained a mystery to all, A phantom of the night it became, Leaving no trace, no trail to recall.
And so, it continues its nightly quest, For chicken that satisfies its soul, The cat with the KFC get eggs, Forever on the prowl, never to be controlled.
One day I had the munchies, so I ate a clock. It was very... time consuming.
What does a clock do when he's still hungry? He goes back "four" seconds!
He is helping world hunger by feeding cancer.
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, "Now were not even allowed to do that."
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART!
Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
I'm so poor that I had to rob a food bank for a loaf of bread.