How do you fit three flags on a bar stool?
Flip it over!
Humor
The cat ran across the road when the car swerved. It killed a bear that killed a dog that killed a squirrel that killed a nut. The cat survived it all. The cat killed the squirrel and the bear with the car...
The cat still died, why?
It had a Catastrophic Catcident.
This website!
Kid: Dad, I want Santa to give me an iPhone.
Indian poor dad: Son, Santa is deaf.
Kid: No, he is not. I saw him on TV yesterday.
Indian poor dad: Oh, actually, I asked him for a new wife. Maybe he is wearing AirPods.
Kid: You are my Santa, daddy.
Indian poor dad: Pull down your pants, son.
Kid: It's not an Apple product.
Indian poor dad: It's a banana.
Your mum lolololollollollololollolololllol! Find her reboot card lmfao lolololol.
Why do women have legs? Because they would leave snail tracks wherever they went.
I told my grampa hello, and I said, "Hope you die!" hahahhhhahahahahahhahahahhahaha
STOP THE FRICKING ORPHAN JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP THEM NOW! STOP THEM NOW NOW NOW N.O.W.
This isn't a joke.
What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when I feed it to her?
A miscarriage.
How old is uuuuuurrrr mom?
Five.
Cringe.... I know that was a crap joke... not even a joke.
Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! π
SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I donβt wanna do this...
Candice everyone: Candice?
Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!
Imagine getting rickrolled. Oh, I forgot, you already got rickrolled yesterday.
Stop making these stop jokes. I'm running out of laugh gas.
This is not even a joke.
What has 148 teeth andπ₯΄π₯΄ holding back a monster? My zipper.
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
(Non-edgy joke.)
Worst joke.
