Humor

What did the cat say when she stubbed her toe?

"(Me)owwww!"

F1, F2, F3, do you know what’s after F3?

- F4, F U, then last F U Q.

When my dog starts to bark, he starts to get ruff.

Penis.

What do you get when you mix an apple with water... applesauce. Wait, do not leave yet. If you are still reading this, you have been rekt, ha ha. At least I am still laughing.

What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?

Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)

How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?

How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!

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What do you call a banana that can dance?

CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]

Did you fart, cause you blew me away?

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Your love life.

Okjlpppilfrkfft?

Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!

Why did the turtle cross the road?

We don't know yet.

OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.

All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.

How do you shrivel a dick?

Hi, I'm a skeleton and I know a skele-TON of jokes!

Papyrus: Sans, your jokes are bad!

Sans: I don’t care; I got thick skin.

Only Dick Rapeboat got is his rhyming dictionary.

How did Jesus kill himself?

He fell from his bike.

How many times did he die?

Once on a bike and once when he fell from a cloud in Heaven.

What's the difference between a duck?

One of its legs are both the same!