Humor

So I walked into this bar and thought, "Wow, this is a dull joke."

I don't like jokes.

F1, F2, F3, do you know what’s after F3?

- F4, F U, then last F U Q.

When my dog starts to bark, he starts to get ruff.

What did the cat say when she stubbed her toe?

"(Me)owwww!"

Why are people joking about this stuff?

I'm doing a new thing where you say an object in the comments, and I will try to make a joke based off the object.

If you are interested, you can submit an object in the comments.

I will give the person credit each joke I do.

Penis.

What do you get when you mix an apple with water... applesauce. Wait, do not leave yet. If you are still reading this, you have been rekt, ha ha. At least I am still laughing.

What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?

Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)

How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?

How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!

One day a fh iufh uig8v cdy ufh pufvbf ufiu pofiu9fh fiv9fd and a ihefipuivbrivbvhbuirhvbifbvirvueuvgevuebvuerevheubyebubv8ub and a uhckebckjebicbevivhcbehvhbeuybvuebvubvbevcb and one uchercvievciouevihevc98f9p8r78797t587t987dbgioubriogbrihj and they all say we are hacks.

Did you fart, cause you blew me away?

How do you shrivel a dick?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

We don't know yet.

OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.

All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.

Hi, I'm a skeleton and I know a skele-TON of jokes!

Papyrus: Sans, your jokes are bad!

Sans: I don’t care; I got thick skin.

Okjlpppilfrkfft?

What do you call a banana that can dance?

CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]

Submit a joke :-)

Your love life.

Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!