Humor

Q: What do priests have in common with McDonald's?

A: They both put their meat in 13-year-old buns.

I have a nun joke! It is nun-ya business!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

What is a lot?

Syphilis.

Q: What do you call a funny midget?

A: Kevin

This one time I said to a person that they are dry, then I was wet (ba dum tiss).

My bully said I have to shut up. I said, "Shut down" (ba dum tiss).

What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing. It's an egg joke.

Ok, so, a mole goes up to a snail and eats him.

It was a seven course meal if I say so myself.

What’s the difference between a tuna and a tube of glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.

What happened to the glue?

I knew you would get stuck on that!

Here’s my pun.

Yup literally nothing... jeez this was pretty plain.

Do you want to hear a dark joke? Let me turn the lights off.

"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it is too cheesy."

"YOU MORON ITS *TOO* not TO, IM GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE AND RIP OUT YOUR PROSTATE"

Orphans are human, too! They just don't know who their parents are or where! I know four sisters named Mariah, Kariah, Lariah, and Iariah and they said they are orphans, too! And they are sad and they don't like your jokes!

What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "I've got a bone to pick with you!"

That was a real rib tickler. I've got a skele-TON more of the skele-PUNS!

Time for double joke Tuesday.

What is a bird's favorite letter?

A C gull.

So I won a round of CSGO with my team, then on VC, some kid trash talked me.

Kid: You're a dick, you know!

Me: And you're a pussy, you know?

I am a fruitcake. Why? Because I’m fruity and nutty. That’s the joke. Tada!

I’m working on a good pun, but it makes no one laugh.

Why?

I don’t have a clue.

My dad died lol.

How do you fit three flags on a bar stool?

Flip it over!

The cat ran across the road when the car swerved. It killed a bear that killed a dog that killed a squirrel that killed a nut. The cat survived it all. The cat killed the squirrel and the bear with the car...

The cat still died, why?

It had a Catastrophic Catcident.

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