one time the quite kid hacked the speakers in a school next thing you know it pumped up kicks by Foster The People starts playing
The police department made a new machine that will teleport you back to prison if you commit a crime. The police release 4 criminals. I hacker, a rapist, a serial killer and a drug lord. The hacker tries to hack a bank. The hacker gets teleported back to prison. The drug lord tries to cook meth. The drug lord gets teleported back to prison. Now the serial decides that she want’s to change, but when she see a knife she just can’t help it. He bends down to pick up the knife and the rapist get teleported back to prison
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A guy who just got robbed says "I've been hacked and the hacker ransomware."
To stop my password getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: StrongBrazilianNut111
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan Mosque." Damn thats a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
ENTER PASSWORD.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
RESET PASSWORD.
NEW PASSWORD CAN'T BE OLD PASSWORD.
sets fire to computer
He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe
My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer. I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.
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Steven hawking died because he got hacked by me and the update was to strong.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just hacked the chrime
