Humor
Can you guys check out my joke, please?
Good (DYM 92).
If I make a great joke, I will pay for it.
You (DYM 53).
BofA deez nuts!
your (DYM 59)
Kyler, go on this one.
My sister's friends are hilarious, like seriously, haha.
Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.
What is a donkey called when it has a hole on itself?
An ASSHole.
Q: Wanna hear a bad cat joke?
A: Just kitten!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To check out the chicks!
I was going to tell a ghost joke, but it just seemed so mean-spirited.
Q. Why aren't Epstein jokes funny? A. Because it's such a touchy subject.
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat...
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
Q. What's an aborted baby's favourite type of humor? A. ...
So I went to a mall and I was finna buy something... and I saw a little boy and he said "hello," so then I passed by him and he said "hi," and I was like "hi nigga," and he said, "um, just wondering something... I mean I like jokes, but what is dark humor?" And I was like "umm🤔.. it's like 🤔🤔...like you see that guy without legs? Tell him to stand up"... and he said "I'm blind nigga" and I said "exactly homie"... aight nigga peace and look out😏😉
Guess what? Chicken butt.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anal.
Oliver Savage and Dr. Mummy.