Humor

Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.

*insert a joke here*

What is a donkey called when it has a hole on itself?

An ASSHole.

Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To check out the chicks!

Yo mama so fat, she is fat.

What is yellow?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Control freak.

Con...

Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"

Your mom is so fat, when she went to the ugly contest, they said, "No professionals."

You really seem like you don't want to be laughing at that rape joke, but somewhat ironically, I'm forcing you.

So I went to a mall and I was finna buy something... and I saw a little boy and he said "hello," so then I passed by him and he said "hi," and I was like "hi nigga," and he said, "um, just wondering something... I mean I like jokes, but what is dark humor?" And I was like "umm🤔.. it's like 🤔🤔...like you see that guy without legs? Tell him to stand up"... and he said "I'm blind nigga" and I said "exactly homie"... aight nigga peace and look out😏😉

Guess what? Chicken butt.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Anal.

Oliver Savage and Dr. Mummy.

Have you ever been eight before?

You were between 7 and 9.

A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi were chatting one day when the conversation turned to a discussion of job descriptions and promotion.

"What do you have to look forward to in way of a promotion in your job?" asked the Rabbi.

"Well, I'm next in line for the Monsignor's job," replied the Priest.

"Yes, and then what?" asked the Rabbi.

"Well, next I can become Bishop," said the Priest.

"Yes, and then?" asked the Rabbi.

"If I work real hard and do a good job as Bishop, it's possible for me to become an Archbishop," said the Priest.

"O.K., then what?" asked the Rabbi.

The Priest, beginning to get a bit exasperated, replied, "With some luck and real hard work, maybe I can become a Cardinal."

"And then?" asked the Rabbi.

The Priest is really starting to get mad now and replies, "With lots and lots of luck and some real difficult work and if I'm in the right places at the right times and play my political games just right, maybe, just maybe, I can get elected Pope."

"Yes, and then what?" asked the Rabbi.

"Good grief!" shouted the Priest. "What do you expect me to become, GOD?"

"Well," said the Rabbi, "One of our boys made it!"

Why are people joking about this stuff?

Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!

Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!

I'm doing a new thing where you say an object in the comments, and I will try to make a joke based off the object.

If you are interested, you can submit an object in the comments.

I will give the person credit each joke I do.

What happens when water loses its bottom jaw?

It had a hurt o-chin (ocean)!

So I walked into this bar and thought, "Wow, this is a dull joke."

I don't like jokes.