Humor
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Have you ever been eight before?
You were between 7 and 9.
What do you call a banana that can dance?
CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]
Did you fart, cause you blew me away?
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Memes
Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!
Papyrus: Sans, your jokes are bad!
Sans: I don’t care; I got thick skin.
How do you shrivel a dick?
Hi, I'm a skeleton and I know a skele-TON of jokes!
Why did the turtle cross the road?
We don't know yet.
OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.
All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.
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How did Jesus kill himself?
He fell from his bike.
How many times did he die?
Once on a bike and once when he fell from a cloud in Heaven.
Are you a toaster? 'Cause I wanna take a bath with you.
Are you a knife? 'Cause you make me wanna KMS.
Are you a painting? 'Cause I hang you.
Are you the flu? 'Cause you make me wanna hurl.
Are you a newspaper? 'Cause you have new problems every day.
Are you the ground? 'Cause I'm six feet deep in you ;)
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same!
Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms.
What did Sarah get for Christmas? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet.
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moooooooooooo, not whooooooooooooooooooooo!
What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."
Nah, it's a penis.
What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor?
Porn Cocktail.
What do you call a person who died in war?
Little Johnny.