Humor

Papyrus: Sans, your jokes are bad!

Sans: I don’t care; I got thick skin.

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Your love life.

What do you call a banana that can dance?

CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]

This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes.

How did Jesus kill himself?

He fell from his bike.

How many times did he die?

Once on a bike and once when he fell from a cloud in Heaven.

Are you a toaster? 'Cause I wanna take a bath with you.

Are you a knife? 'Cause you make me wanna KMS.

Are you a painting? 'Cause I hang you.

Are you the flu? 'Cause you make me wanna hurl.

Are you a newspaper? 'Cause you have new problems every day.

Are you the ground? 'Cause I'm six feet deep in you ;)

What's the difference between a duck?

One of its legs are both the same!

Knock knock.

Who is there?

Cows go.

Cows go who?

No, cows go moooooooooooo, not whooooooooooooooooooooo!

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."

Nah, it's a penis.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did Sarah get for Christmas? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet.

Knock knock...

Who's there?

Not Sarah.

What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.

What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor?

Porn Cocktail.

What do you call a person who died in war?

Little Johnny.

Q: What do priests have in common with McDonald's?

A: They both put their meat in 13-year-old buns.

I have a nun joke! It is nun-ya business!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Q: What do you call a funny midget?

A: Kevin

What is a lot?

Syphilis.

This one time I said to a person that they are dry, then I was wet (ba dum tiss).

My bully said I have to shut up. I said, "Shut down" (ba dum tiss).

Ok, so, a mole goes up to a snail and eats him.

It was a seven course meal if I say so myself.

What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing. It's an egg joke.