Humor

Guy: "My life is like a game, I should end it."

Guy 2: "Is it a hard life?"

Guy: "Yup"

Guy 2: "Then you can't kill yourself LOL"

Guy 3: "Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the 'game'"

Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.

He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.

We will miss ya bud..... (cyndagoooooooo)

My son asked me what dark humor was, so I told him, "see that kid in the wheelchair, ask him to stand." He said, "But Dad I'm blind." Exactly.

There was a wedding so sad that even the cake was in tiers.

What did the suicidal leprechaun say?

"Irish I was dead."

When you're the only one nice to the quiet kid.

Kid: "I like you... don't go to school tomorrow."

What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? -- Vegetable soup.

I searched up self harm jokes, clean, but I couldn't find any :[

If you don't like my suicidal jokes, sorry man, didn't know it cut that deep.

Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime.

I don't like these Undertale jokes. They just don't make any sense.

Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now.

What's harder than steel? Michael Jackson at a playground.

What's the difference between drugs and kids?

I don't sell drugs.

They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible:

Thou shalt not f... altar boys.

What do you call a priest in a room full of naked boys?

A colonoscopy.

Why are skeletons so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

Teacher: "People with depression never get anywhere in life."

Student 1: "My mom has depression, but she died."

Student 2: "My sister has depression and she's going to therapy."

Student 3: "My dad has depression, and he's doing REALLY well."

"Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?" -- "All of them."

When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye, but when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people lose their shit?

Me: Hey, do you want to see my grandma?

Friend: Yeah, sure.

Me: *pulls out gun*