Humor
Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now.
What makes a joke a dad joke?
I don't know. I don't even have one as an example.
How can you tell when a cabbage is boiled?
The wheelchair floats to the top.
Why can't skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.
Guy: "My life is like a game, I should end it."
Guy 2: "Is it a hard life?"
Guy: "Yup"
Guy 2: "Then you can't kill yourself LOL"
Guy 3: "Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the 'game'"
Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.
He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
We will miss ya bud..... (cyndagoooooooo)
There was a wedding so sad that even the cake was in tiers.
"Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?" -- "All of them."
When you're the only one nice to the quiet kid.
Kid: "I like you... don't go to school tomorrow."
What did the suicidal leprechaun say?
"Irish I was dead."
What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? -- Vegetable soup.
If you don't like my suicidal jokes, sorry man, didn't know it cut that deep.
What do you do when you get locked outside your house? You talk to the lock, because communication is key.
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime.
I don't like these Undertale jokes. They just don't make any sense.
What's harder than steel? Michael Jackson at a playground.
What's the difference between drugs and kids?
I don't sell drugs.
What's the difference between a knife and my life?
A knife has a point.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
Teacher: "People with depression never get anywhere in life."
Student 1: "My mom has depression, but she died."
Student 2: "My sister has depression and she's going to therapy."
Student 3: "My dad has depression, and he's doing REALLY well."
Me: Hey, do you want to see my grandma?
Friend: Yeah, sure.
Me: *pulls out gun*