Humor

"What's 9 + 10?"

"21" (lol XD)

Also:

"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)

One more thing:

Ninja has ligma.

What is the difference between a rock and my girlfriend?

One is rock hard, and the other is Dwayne Johnson.

I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.

For every orphan, a bag of chips is family size.

What are cow jokes considered?

Cheesy.

POV: You're sitting here waiting for a good joke. I wait, unfulfilled.

My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.

One day little Jonny is in class. It is the second day back to school. The teacher is annoyed with the kids, so she goes to the front of the class and says, "If you think you are stupid, stand up." Little Jonny stood up.

The teacher asked him, "Why do you think you're stupid?" Little Jonny said, "I don't think I am stupid."

Then the teacher asked little Jonny why he stood up. Then little Jonny replied, "I just felt bad seeing you standing here alone."

Why did he die?

Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.

A guy asks a girl to go to a dance. She agrees, and he decides to rent a suit. The rental has a long line, so he waits and waits, and finally he gets his suit.

He decides to buy flowers, so he goes to the flower shop. The flower shop has a long line, so he waits and waits, until he finally buys flowers.

He picks up the girl and they go to the dance. There is a long line into the dance, so they wait and wait.

Finally, they get into the dance, and the guy offers to get the girl a drink. She asks for punch, so he goes to the drink table, and there is no punch line.

I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.

I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"

How did 10 die?

Because it was in between 9 and 11.

I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"

Mom replied with, "That's your father."

I have an account at the website Memedroid.

My name is J0K35FromWJE.

Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid (I might not upload daily).

I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know).

Ok here's your joke now...

What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?

"Can I have a pizza that ass?"

I once saw a noose joke.

I wanna know how to make one :D

My doctor said I need to lose calories, so I got a piece of paper, wrote "calories," and lit it on fire.

No joke.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

An interrupting cow.

And inter-moo!

Which country can swim?

Finland. Get it? Fin Land?

I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort.