Humor
I KNOW IT'S MARCH, BUT I THOUGHT OF THIS!
Jingle bells, jingle bells! OH GOD, SANTA FELL!
I guess it's time for Mrs. Claus to go straight down to hell!
These jokes are the bomb, I rate them 9 out of 11.
"Like if u cry everytime."
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
If you guys wanted to see a joke, just look in the mirror.
Haha joke haha!
When I saw you, it instantly made me cry. LOL.
"Me tells dad joke often."
"I want to hear it."
"Me? You wouldn't get it."
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.
Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought he was your long lost sibling.
What was the incontinent farmer's greatest problem? He managed his carrot patch but couldn't control his peas!
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground? A bolder choice.
Imagine there’s a funny joke here. Imagine it? Great! Now check yourself into an insane asylum because you’re schizophrenic.
If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.
I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)
What time is it when you smell garbage? Time to run!
Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.