Humor
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
I weeee is?
Where do pencils go on holiday?
Pencilvania! (Pennsylvania)
Dark jokes aren't funny... I can't see them at all.
Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?
Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
You know when people say a joke about living?
That's because we are all living a joke.
Boy: Will you remember me in a minute?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Will you remember me in a day?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Will you remember me in a year?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Knock knock.
Mom: Who's there?
Boy: Bitch, you forgot me.
SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...
Candice everyone: Candice?
Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!
Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
Me: Hi Jacob!
Jacob: Hi.
Me: Your parents went to jail for littering when you were born!
Jacob: GOO GOO GAH GAH
What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
Q: What’s the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
A: You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
Knock knock. Who’s there? We ask the questions!!!!!!!!
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.