Humor
Guy: "My life is like a game, I should end it."
Guy 2: "Is it a hard life?"
Guy: "Yup"
Guy 2: "Then you can't kill yourself LOL"
Guy 3: "Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the 'game'"
Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.
He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
We will miss ya bud..... (cyndagoooooooo)
There was a wedding so sad that even the cake was in tiers.
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...
...I told him to lighten up.
"Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?" -- "All of them."
When you're the only one nice to the quiet kid.
Kid: "I like you... don't go to school tomorrow."
Memes
What did the suicidal leprechaun say?
"Irish I was dead."
What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? -- Vegetable soup.
I searched up self harm jokes, clean, but I couldn't find any :[
If you don't like my suicidal jokes, sorry man, didn't know it cut that deep.
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime.
I don't like these Undertale jokes. They just don't make any sense.
Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now.
What's harder than steel? Michael Jackson at a playground.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye, but when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people lose their shit?
What's the difference between drugs and kids?
I don't sell drugs.
What's the difference between a knife and my life?
A knife has a point.
What do you call a priest in a room full of naked boys?
A colonoscopy.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
Teacher: "People with depression never get anywhere in life."
Student 1: "My mom has depression, but she died."
Student 2: "My sister has depression and she's going to therapy."
Student 3: "My dad has depression, and he's doing REALLY well."
Me: Hey, do you want to see my grandma?
Friend: Yeah, sure.
Me: *pulls out gun*