Humor
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
Husband: “Honey, what’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection?”
Wife: “ok... what is it?”
Husband: “I don’t have a Ferrari right now.”
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,
So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"
Memes
What's the difference between a cactus and a school bus?
On a bus all the little pricks are on the inside.
You're so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near!
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
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What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
What’s better than Stephen Hawking?
Stephen walking.
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?
He gets to tear that ass up one more time.
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
My sister said to roast her, but my mom said I'm not allowed to burn trash.
What's the hardest thing when working with the severely mentally handicapped?
My dick.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead?
She unlocks the handcuffs.
Why are most vacuums gay?
They’re always coming out of the closet.
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?
A unicycle can only take one person at a time.