Humor
What's the difference between a cactus and a school bus?
On a bus all the little pricks are on the inside.
You're so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near!
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
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What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
Memes
What’s better than Stephen Hawking?
Stephen walking.
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?
He gets to tear that ass up one more time.
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
My sister said to roast her, but my mom said I'm not allowed to burn trash.
What's the hardest thing when working with the severely mentally handicapped?
My dick.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead?
She unlocks the handcuffs.
Why are most vacuums gay?
They’re always coming out of the closet.
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
How do you make a dishwasher work again?
Smack her ass and say "get back to work!"
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?
A unicycle can only take one person at a time.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.
There are some questionable candies out there, such as:
"All I want is a good Blow Pop."
"I don’t even want to know where that Butterfinger has been."
"If you do, you’ll probably end up with tasting the rainbow."
"Nobody wants to bite into an O’Henry."
"Or adopt Three Musketeers."
"Or even end up with a Sour Patch."
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My wife wanted a boob job. I told her it was too expensive.
I told her all she has to do is take some toilet paper and rub it in between her boobs for a few days, and they would get bigger. She asked, "How is that supposed to work?"
I replied, "I don't know how it works, but it did a heck of a job on your ass!"