What’s the difference between my lawn and my wrists?
Nothing, I cut both of them.
What’s the difference between my lawn and my wrists?
Nothing, I cut both of them.
This is a dark joke. The setup question leads you to think about an innocuous difference between a lawn and wrists. The punchline reveals that the speaker cuts both, implying self-harm and suicidal tendencies. It's disturbing because it takes a mundane activity (cutting the lawn) and links it to a very serious issue.
Anonymous
I want to do you know how I can do it with a pen without feeling pain.
Anonymous
yes
Anonymous
so true
catzsuicide
the gasp i gusped