Humor
HAHAHAH! You all got April fooled in the wrong month!
Six one.
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
Abigail Brynn Welch is not funny.
How do skeletons get COVID?
From the coffin!
At what point does a joke become a dad joke?
When it disappears and never returns home.
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
Big Dik
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”
My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?
This guy, yep, this guy right here.
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
Life is karma... because I was born, God gifted me with social awkwardness, sh*t athletic skills, and stupidity.
LEO is the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
Me: "I came home laughing."
Parents: "What's wrong?"
Me: "The teacher asked everyone a question. Luckily, I was the only one who knew."
Parents: "Good for you, Johnny. What was the fantastic question your teacher gave everyone and only you knew?"
Me: "Well, it's kinda complicated, but here it goes."
Parents: "What is it?"
Me: "Who farted?"