Kid: "Hey dad, what's dark humor?"
Dad: "Go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him."
Kid: "But dad, I don't have any legs or arms."
Dad: "Exactly, son."
what do you call an Asian receptionist?
Tai ping
What did the twin towers mom say when she fed them, open wide honey here comes the air plane
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
Stephen Hawking’s death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.
best friend makes 9/11 joke
you: hey my dad was inside the tower
best friend: im sorry
you: I always knew he was a great pilot
Dark humor jokes about orphans are funny bc no parents are gonna be told