What is the point of buttchins?
To catch flies.
Humor
what's worse than a baby in a trash can? A baby in two trash cans.
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?
Rrrrrapeit!
My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.
Me: What is that?
Siri: Sugondese nuts.
Yo mama so ugly,
my screen cracked when she took her photo!
Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.
Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: "I don't use condoms; I use my drawbridge."
When is a rapist safe around children?
When his plans are oven ready.
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...
"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"
