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Past Tense Beauty

    • An old teacher asked her student, "If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?" The student replied, "It is obviously past."

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    • Explanation

    • The humor comes from the student's witty response. The teacher is asking about grammatical tense, but the student interprets "I am beautiful" as something that used to be true, therefore "past tense". It's funny because it's a bit of an insult disguised as a grammatical answer.

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    • Comments (25)

    • ROOOAAAAAASSSSTTTTEEEEED

    No, it’s present. I am is in the present tense. Smh my head.

    I got detention like three years ago for doing this and I only saw this joke one year ago.

    Loooooollll I would suspend that kid

    I can change that see me after class 💦😉🍆🍑🍒

    Ooooooooooo that's what you call lmao!

    why are we even here

    Damn the kid got her gOOD! I now wanna do that to my history teacher she’s more like Ursula than a human being

    That was actually Past-Tense-Yet-it-never-happened

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