Humor
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "A bad joke."
What was the incontinent farmer's greatest problem? He managed his carrot patch but couldn't control his peas!
What happened when the gun dealer found his pistol in his shoe?
He found that he had a piece in his sole!
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't; it got stuck in a crack.
Eventually find me attractive.
Eventually find me attractive.
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Eventually find me attractive.
Eventually find me attractive.
Eventually find me attractive.
Eventually find me attractive.
Eventually find me attractive.
Eventually find me attractive.
Eventually find me attractive.
Eventually find me attractive.
Knock, knock. Who's there? You're adopted.
My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.
If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.
Q: What has two wings and a halo?
A: An Asian phone call, "Wing, Wing, Halo?"
Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!
What did one brick say to the other? Never LEGO.
Me and my cousin went to a restaurant yesterday.
I ordered my chicken fried, he ordered his chicken alive.
What is a penguin without a pen? A guin...
1 + 1 = window.
Here's a joke... you.
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
What's the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead children?
My penis.
Two skeleton brothers are talking.
1st bro: "Hey, get up! You and do some exercise! You are so heavy, you weigh a ton!"
2nd bro: "A skele-TON :)"
What? Gay
PURDGAY
How to make a baby make funny faces?
Put it feet first in a blender.
My dick.