Humor

Knock, knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.

If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.

Q: What has two wings and a halo?

A: An Asian phone call, "Wing, Wing, Halo?"

Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!

What did one brick say to the other? Never LEGO.

Me and my cousin went to a restaurant yesterday.

I ordered my chicken fried, he ordered his chicken alive.

What is a penguin without a pen? A guin...

1 + 1 = window.

Here's a joke... you.

Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!

What's the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead children?

My penis.

Two skeleton brothers are talking.

1st bro: "Hey, get up! You and do some exercise! You are so heavy, you weigh a ton!"

2nd bro: "A skele-TON :)"

What? Gay

PURDGAY

How to make a baby make funny faces?

Put it feet first in a blender.

My dick.

The cancer patient asked the doctor how many more months he had to live. The doctor replied, "Tu-more."

What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

Same time next month?

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.

What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!

Why did the squirrel do the backstroke?

He wanted to keep his nuts dry.