Humor
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
What's the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead children?
My penis.
Two skeleton brothers are talking.
1st bro: "Hey, get up! You and do some exercise! You are so heavy, you weigh a ton!"
2nd bro: "A skele-TON :)"
What? Gay
PURDGAY
How to make a baby make funny faces?
Put it feet first in a blender.
My dick.
The cancer patient asked the doctor how many more months he had to live. The doctor replied, "Tu-more."
What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
Same time next month?
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.
What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke?
He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
My daughter said I could never make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
How do you stay warm in a cold room?
You go to the corners. It's always 90 degrees.
Q: What’s the difference between a priest and McDonald’s?
A: Nothing! They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.
What is the similarity between a joke and food?
Some people just don't get them!
Q: Why did the teacher die?
A: Because he hated his life.
I put the sexy in dyslexia.
What did the car say when it crashed? That's wheely unfortunate!
What happened to the man who made too many bad jokes? He served out a cruel and unusual PUNishment.
A friend was doing bird puns on me. Then I realized that toucan play at that game.