Humor
I would have told you a cheesy pun, but it was too cheesy. *picks up cheeses*
What was Osama's favourite food... yer nan?
My friend's mother thought a kid who had autism and Down syndrome called him a "double down."
What do you call a cow with three legs?
My ex.
One day a fh iufh uig8v cdy ufh pufvbf ufiu pofiu9fh fiv9fd and a ihefipuivbrivbvhbuirhvbifbvirvueuvgevuebvuerevheubyebubv8ub and a uhckebckjebicbevivhcbehvhbeuybvuebvubvbevcb and one uchercvievciouevihevc98f9p8r78797t587t987dbgioubriogbrihj and they all say we are hacks.
What did the American say to the Russian?
"Why are you always Russian?"
You want to hear some marriage jokes?
Don't worry, it's just a couple.
An American mother has 3 children. The first child asked his mum: "Why is my sister called Crazy Horse and my brother Rushing Water?"
Mum: "Because those were the first thing I saw after i gave birth to them. Why are you asking all these questions, two dogs fucking?"
What are a pedophile"s shoes called?
Answer: WHITE VANS
What has more brains than the Columbine students? The wall behind them, xD.
"Are you taco to me? I nacho friend."
A man asks to play kick the bucket (not death).
The other man agrees. They go to the top of Mt. Everest. The man who asked ties the bucket to the other one's foot. Then he kicks it off the cliff, which brings the man with it. LOL
THE END
I'm sorry for all the fish puns. I feel so GILL-ty.
I used to work at a candlestick factory, but only on the wickends! It was illuminating!
What did the penis say to its pee?
"Urine."
Two people walk down the road. One says to the other, "Mitch, we passed Weight Watchers 2 minutes ago." He responds, "Jake, the noodle shop is just here. You've been carrying that sh*t on your head for 14 years!"
If you are going to make fun of someone, make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms.
What did Sarah get for Christmas? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet.
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!