A guy walks into the house carrying a sheep and says out loud, "This is the pig I screw when you're on the rag."
His wife replies, "That's not a pig, it's a sheep."
He says, "I was talking to the sheep."
Humor
Why was the chef embarrassed?
He saw the salad dressing.
What is the best part of twenty-one year olds?
There's twenty of them.
Haha
My phone was at 10%, and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen Hawking.
Stephen was a great person, and he will be greatly missed, but I enjoy these jokes too much to not stop.
Q: Why did frosty pull down his pants?
A: He heard the snowblower coming.
Why did he die?
Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.
Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might pikachu and it's not my fault if I see any jigglypuffs.
A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler, but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"
I would tell you a joke about pizza,
but it's too cheesy.
In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
What noise does Stephen Hawking make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune.
These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven Hawkings.
Stephen Hawking's death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.
What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.
Now that Stephen Hawking is dead, the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!
Cancer
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
