Humor
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?
The drone guy didn't know either.
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
Today I got a lecture from my mother, and congratulated her. Why?
Because she managed not to damage me in a physical fashion.
My dick was in the book of world records.
But then the librarian asked me to take it out.
Roses are red, violets are bl-- oh yeah, I'm bad at jokes.
"A N N O Y I N G - D O G - R O B - Y O U R - S A F E."
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
My mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT! Me: What's for dinner? Mom and Dad: Food.
The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD! My brother and sister: What's for dinner? Me: Food ;-;
What joke could orphan's never understand?
Your Mom jokes.
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.
Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.
Autistic jokes have been very popular recently. In other words, I've been very popular recently.
Dr. Seuss dark jokes.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister!
My ex-boyfriend threatened to kill me because I was suicidal.
I wanted to tell him, "Well, can we get what we both want?" I was already planning on dying anyway.