Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he. 😂😂
Humor
What did the left butt cheek say to the right?
"Trump 2020."
Why don’t mountains take things seriously?
Because they’re hill areas.
Why are tomatoes 🍅 the slowest vegetable?
Because they can’t ketchup.
Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?
Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.
What is mail? Boring.
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
Why did the strawberry 🍓 go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date.
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Why was the giraffe late to work?
Because it got caught in a giraffic jam.
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night?
Dark humor.
What has 8 legs and 2 ears? A dog.
Why are eagles 🦅 bald?
Because they don’t wear wigs.
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?
A: Owwww!!!!!
Why are bald eagles bald? Because you're bald!
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
Why is Mrs. Grapes 🍇 a good mother?
Because she loves raisin' kids.
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
