Humor
A class is being taught when Bill Clinton walks in. He asks the class, "What is a tragedy?"
One kid, named Jim, raises his hand and says, "If my family and I got ran over by a truck, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies, "That would be an accident, not a tragedy."
A couple of seconds later, Audrey raises her hand and says, "If a school shooting would happen and 10 kids died, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies once again with: "That would be a great loss, not a tragedy." All of the kids are confused now when all of a sudden Matthew says, "If you and Hillary Clinton were on an airplane and it got blown up, that would be a tragedy!"
"Yes!" Says Bill Clinton "How do you know?" Matthew says happily, "It is definitely not an accident, and certainly not a great loss!"
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"9/11"
"9/11 Who?"
"I thought you'd never forget..."
I'mma monch ur nan's feet at 3 am tonight, ngl.
All my jokes are cries for help.
INCLUDING THIS ONE.
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, "Now were not even allowed to do that."
Why is Sunday better than Monday?
Because Monday is a weak day.
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂
Easy! Peasy! Lemon Squeezy! 🍋😂
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
I have a nun joke! It is nun-ya business!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I once asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said, "NaBrO."
You meet the guy who invented 0, what do you tell him? Thanks for nothing!
Welcome to ____ pizzeria and abortion clinic where your loss is our sauce.
What time is it when you can drive a house? Time to get a wheelchair.
How did Caillou quit his party?
He had to cancel it.
I love having fun.
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?
Because they were too cheesy!
Why is drinking soda so sad?
It's soda-pressing.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"