Humor
If a clown farted, would it smell funny?
What time is it when you get home, can you walk home and walk?
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn't peeling very well!
I came here to laugh.
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
These are all really nice jokes, but here is one.
Boy: Spell ME.
Girl: M-E.
Boy: You forgot the D.
Girl: There is no D in ME.
Boy: Not yet.
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
What time is it when you smell garbage? Time to run!
Child: Goodnight Mommy. Goodnight Daddy. Goodnight Grandma. Goodbye Grandpa!
Dad: Wait, why are you saying that?
Child: I just felt like it.
The next day, the Grandpa is dead.
Dad: That's just a VERY scary coincidence.
Child: Goodnight Mommy. Goodnight Daddy. Goodbye Grandma.
Dad: Wait, why are you saying that?
Child: I just felt like it.
The next day, the Grandma is dead.
Dad: That's just a VERY scary coincidence.
Child: Goodnight Mommy, Goodbye Daddy!
Dad: Oh no. If I survive until tomorrow, everything will be okay!
Survives until tomorrow.
Dad: Whew! That was nice! *Goes to house*
Mom: Honey! I was so worried about you! The mailman just dropped dead on our porch!
(If you don't get it, the mailman is the biological father)
Why can’t October fool April?
Because only April fools.
The boobs was funny tbh... But the last was rude.
What kind of fish comes out at night?
A starfish.
Why doesn’t Chuck Norris flush the toilet?
He doesn’t have to, he scares the shit out of the toilet.
It's embarrassing when there is no toilet paper and you need to go and get one with your pants down. Luckily, the supermarket is just around the corner.
What kind of bagel can fly?
A plain.
"Peppa's ribs."
What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?
A trash can behind the cancer ward.
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.